and the bus shall never come learn man learhn!

Buses... you lie on the ground, waiting for one to turn up, and three turn up at once.

I finally have cookie dough!!!

I'm just sitting here eating it with a spoon. Delicious.

I've just had half a baking tray of chocolate brownies.

Now I feel sick, but who cares? Chocolate Brownies! :grin:

Chinese new year because it's customary that I get tons and tons of cash.

I'll believe you if you say you copy and pasted that from a teen discussion forum in hopes of collective mockery for greater comedic reasons. To think that someone is retarded enough to write up a post like this, would be judging too quick I'd think?

That's... interesting.

But what's really interesting is that we had this cool guy come to our school to talk about not smoking 'cause it's bad for you and it was cooler 'cause he had lung cancer 'n stuff and he talked with one of those robo-sounding machine things since he couldn't really talk and he had a hole in his neck so he could breath...yup.

He didn't have a hole in his neck so he could breath. He had a hole in his neck so he could talk because they cut out his tongue.

Hehehehe. I've just been watching some clips of Craig Ferguson from the Late Late Show, and he's great!

There's some good British humour for you. :)

Brownies are good.

I hate chain letters/mail.

Warum?

Well, he said it was to breathe, but whatever, it was still cool and after the speech he took out the filter for the hole so we could look down it.:D

They're annoying.

Yes. Yes they are. I got a chain txt msg the other day. Pissed me off.

I get annoyed easily, though.

Then start up your own chain message and put something on the end about not sending it to the person who sent it or put the name of everyone who has had it in it and tell them not to send it...

Yah, I'm rambling again.

Now you're just not making sense. Is Kagom Jack gonna have to bust a bitch's kneecaps?

I don't see why not... but there's a better way of doing it.

The IRA used to do it in the 70s to Protestants and other people they caught who snitched on them:

- Person stands against a wall
- Drops their pants
- Gun put to the side/front/back of the knee
- Bullet into the kneecap

Not only does it shatter the kneecap, but it also hurts a lot and the victim is lamed for life.

Much more effective.

That does sound like more fun now that you mention that way of doing it...

I'm easily over 90, possibly even 100, but my accuracy rating is horribly low. And I do this thing where my mind trails off while I'm typing, so coherent sentences seem to be somewhat difficult for me.

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Howdy

Now that's a very well designed site.

It's rare to see a site that's all flashy images such as that, that expands and shrinks to fit all screen sizes.

I could have done it with mine, but I can't be arsed.

Why does this thread still exist

I don't speak Polski.

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WOOT stress relieves :)

No one loves you and you smell like moldy cheese.

Fuck the thread off?

Iuno. And he replied to Kagom rather than Grav.

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Goddammit, Kyeruu, don't you have a life or something?