According to the male society, never.
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Theres donors.
[testing] gay |
gayt
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tyag, you're it!
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We were playing with Kimble guns at work today. They're the things you use to put those annoying plastic things into clothes that hold on the tags. They have giant needles on them.
We decided it would be fun to play Tig with them, on account of them being used for tags. "Tag, you're it." "MY BACK! YOU'VE DRAWN BLOOD! ARGH!" |
Damn brits
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Lol. Go out and meet people Jessi, you'll get laid =P.
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It's not the meeting people thing that I have a problem with. I get along with everyone I meet...pretty much. The problem is finding someone who likes me in more of a romantic view.
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What you want, is a nice geek to call your own.
The only upkeep they need is a pizza every couple of days, and they're more romantic than any other stereotypical group. |
This I know.
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Yay! :D
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Wow, Lenny was right for once!
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Not right, just stating the obvious.
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Lenny stop edging in on me!
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Hahaha...
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fuck i just put holes in the apts walls...
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I used to go to Galveston/Houston all the time as a youngin.
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Lenny's gonna give Jessi a proper shag.
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Hahaha...
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Somehow I don't see that happening. |
Lenny's a suave motha fuckah =o.
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And Jess isn't a mother. She doesn't fit the bill, sorry.
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She will be a mother once you're done with her.
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So what are you trying to say Lenny, you only fuck mothers.
Huh. Mother fucker? |
I sit by a really hot MILF in my english class. =P. I was all touching her and shit and then I asked her how old she was and she was like, "older than you'd think." And she was like, "My husband graduated in '94 and I graduated shortly after." She has a kid in kindergarden, lol. I almost feel dirty for hitting on her =O.
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An adult? In a 19 y/o's English set?
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This is funny...
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College perhaps?
Anyways WK you need to hit that. Hot married milf. O M G Just the thought makes me uh |
I wonder what her husband would say... and the kids.
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No one would ever have to know.
How about we do the ol' switcheroo WKFF? You get her into bed, turn off the lights, then I come in and finish the job and no ones the wiser. |
So WK does all the hard work, and you pant for a few minutes?
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Déjà vu, anyone?
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Oooh! Yes please. Milk and two sugars.
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Would you like to try it with a dash of cinnamon as well? It's rather delicious, I must say!
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We have a nightclub called deja vu here
Or maybe its a strip club. idk |
It's a strip club. We have them up here too.
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Gasp. Dirt people.
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Mud wrestling more your style sov?
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Cinnamon is horrible.
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