I hear bleach stops the itching like nobodys buisness.

Take a potato peeler to the worst bits. It works an absolute treat.

I find covering myself in lighter fluid, then holding a match to myself works the best.

You're all quite helpful, really.

Are you... local?

Local? Under what context is this being used?

Not, local?

...Explain your meaning.

She covets the precious things of the shop!

...Weirdo.

:confused: Yellow?

We didn't burn him!!

BLEEEEUUUURGGGG!!!!!! MY gut feels like I actaully drank bleach, swallowed a match, and then used a potatoe peeler to screw up the inside..... Do you think it's Ibeuprofrien, chlorine, my diet of ice cream and waffles, or the sun BLEEUEUEUERGGG.....

idiot.

kill.

poop.







SPLAT!

i just bought a new Moto. Razor. I'm so happy :).

Eh razrs we're way over hyped.

Come for me when the firey ball weighs heavily in the sky...

Fuck that I'm heading for the mountains nigga.

sexxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Vagoo.

How much to leave the shop and never come back? Seventy? Eighty? Alright a pound.

We're local here!

Someone said Sex! FIREY SEX! ZOMG WHERE!!!?!?!?

clifford... Do you think he's gay? Literally? I mean, that scene with T-bone, WOW!

You heard the man, take off your clothes.

... Why should I listen to you? Ye who was raised by demons!

You won't catch me with my pants down.

Bah... this is boring now. None of you know what I'm going on about. As always. :(

pen0r pump. ;[

You have one too?

Why, do you need some help getting it up in the morning?

Nor will a girl, for that matter...

Poor Lenny

Just wait, he'll be banging all those little prude girls that go to the all girls college down the lane.

The nearest one is in Bury at Qegs (kwegs)... and they're all under 12. :(

Aww god. Why Lenny why!?

Rofl Kaneda. Lenny, you should really start firing back at them one day =P.

Because I'm working with two 20-odd y/o's who talk allllll day about breaking in a tight virgin. We try to start a serious conversation, and they always lower the standard... a lot.

So, would you lick a girl's asshole after she'd had a shit, or eat her out after your best friend has spunked in her?

Would you prefer 4 fingers up your arse, or a nine-inch, vibrating dildo?

Are you sure they aren't trying to break in your ass with things like that being brought up? x_X.

I don't know... you should've seen the way they looked at me when they started talking about 16 y/o virgins. :eek:

Rofl.
Sick.
Virgins suck for two reasons.
1. If you have any sympathy you have to take your time. Its a process...
2. If you do, do it in a decent way they will fall in love with you, forever.

While we're on the topic. How's Jenny?