Someone needs to gargle!

EUGH!!

Just picture that. Eeww.

No, DON'T picture that.

*moan*

Van Wilder! Where they feed them the "cream filled donuts". Hahaha sick

At least he poor dog got some relief :P

Dogs are horrib...we've had this conversation before.

shake it like a british nanny.

British nannies shake it?!

My god!

babies, that is :P.

Well yes, yes they do. Then they blame the death of the baby on cot death, and go to court, and get convicted of 'manslaughter' then get let out 5 years later and are given a giant compensation.

The easy way to get money, train for years, become a nanny, find a baby, shake it to death, and get some idiot doctor to prosecute, thus getting released 5 years later when the court remembers that the doctor in question actually knows sweet fuck all.

We had a funny little funnel cloud hover 5 miles north of here or so an hour and a half ago. :o

Lenny, would you like some of MY compensation?

Did it make funny little funnel cakes for everyone?

Maybe. The funny thing is the national weather service wouldn't issue us a tornado warning when apparently there were 2+ funnel clouds.

Iuno... have you got £5000 to spare?

Are you selling yourself you little whore?

For £5000, I might sell a little bit of myself, sure.

If you want, I'll sell you my right hand as a Birthday Present for Klo. Reduced from £7500, just for you. :)

Trying to save up for a ps3? :)

I'll send you 5 dollars via paypal if you post a picture of yourself naked on Zel. Hahaha that'd be a riot!

:):):)

Hmmm, that's only £3... £2.67 even.

The only guideline is that I'm "naked"... so I could theoretically take a picture of myself stood in front of the mirror, but accidentally take the photo from hip height, in the midlish?

Heh heh heh.

Nah.

Klo needs to get you off here. You're soliciting for porn from our poor Lenny now :(.

Instead of him soliciting porn from me, should I go out into the streets and Solicit myself?

Exactly. You're catching on.

I'll go out on the streets, and call myself... Roger the Rent Boy! Muahahaha!!

So Roger how much to take them there clothes off?

Aw...sunburn. :(

Awwww. Poor Jess.

First things first - if you're not going to pay me in sterling, then you're not going to be able to roger Roger.

Gravs a faggot.

No U R!

Now now. Let's not make the Penguin cry. Tis a sin.

Im a loser.

Thank you Captain Obvious

That phrase is way over-used.

Whi has WKFF been Losered?

I can't be arsed reading everything to find out.

WW did it from the happy birthday thread I made.

Yea. I must say ...me doing that hurt a lot of people and caused billions of dollars of damage to the economy. The 0 warnings I got also had me very well informed that it was such a big deal.