Oh baby thats too sexy.

Now the forum clock is nearly 15 minutes ahead!!

Lenny go play in the street.

How come you never talk to me on aim again?

Because I never start up Trillian.

Btw, HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH!!

But you certainly don't have proper sex.

Strange...

Britain has the most sexually related accidents in the world. =/ Dem bitches be kinky.

Really?! :eek:! I gotta get me some!!

Talking about that, I've just come back from a pretty good 18th Birthday Party.

Good for a few reasons:

1. Everyone thought I was 18
2. I actually danced with a few very nice 18 y/o's girls
3. FANCY DRESS!! I'm gonna be dreaming of Cowgirls tonight. :D

http://news.independent.co.uk/enviro...icle361042.ece

OO EM EFF JEEE!!!!

BIRD FLU GOT LENNY!!!! :(


Oh, and I'm back. I've switched to Verizon Fiber-Optics. :)

Nope. That's in Norfolk - Dahn Sahth.

And 'tis the H7N3 strain of the virus. The really bad one is H5N1 strain.

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And Welcome Back.

I predict that in 27 days your internet will mysteriously shut down. :)

Yea ...you Brits better be careful. Those sheep fight back sometimes I hear > : P.

Sheep?

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Facts about BirdFlu.

A form of avian flu was first identified in Europe in 1878, in Italy.

The current H5N1 strain was first found in 1951, in Scotland.

Date of first human death connected with H5N1 strain of vird flu: 1997

Confirmed human infections to from H5N1 strain of bird flu (as of Feb 2006): About 180

if it mutates enough you may see millions of times more people infected. x_x

Bleedin' lasses need to lay off the bangers while running into the loo with the lads far up in the warmth wet pouch.

That did not sound very good.

It sounded...interesting.

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The H5N1 strain is supposed to mutate once more or so, then it becomes deadly and there'll be a Pandemic. :)

Let's see ...it's an airborn pathogen that kills. yay.

Not airborn in the tradtional sense...but airborn in the sense that birds carry it.

*sarcasm*I'm going to make bird flu bombs...Infect 1000 birds with it and drop them all on countries that I don't like *sarcasm*

Sorry I had to put *sarcasm* on there so I don't get reported as a terrorist.

Operation Penny Drop.

Penny Drop?

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There's always the chance that the birdies would die of the disease before they infect humans. In fact, it's much more likely at this time. So you'd need a lot.

Nah I'll force you brits to eat them...every last bit of them or else I'll shoot you with paintballs

Pffff. Paintballs.

Unless they're being shot by specially modified Ak-47's at really close range into the back of the skull...then, erm...well...you know.

I like Great Thanatos. He thinks big. Get ready to eat a sick pecker, Lenny!

Want to try me with my paintball game on?

Not particularly.

I'm all good and well with firing the things, in fact I'm not that bad a shot...it's just the getting hit the erks me a bit. :)

sup cruiser

Meh. Don't get hit then, just pretend they're real bullets.

Well...that's one answer.

Just a teensy bit hard when you've got people shooting at you from all sides. :p

I'll have to give it a shot though. Find a nice tree to clamber up, then rain paint down on everyone! Muahahaha! :killgrin:

http://theedge.bostonherald.com/life...36&format=text

Baby pimpwear. :(

I'm the blackest guy Lenny knows.

Really? I don't know...

ISO food FT empty stomache.

ISO food FT empty stomache.

ISO food FT empty stomache.

It's what all the kids are doing now. Eating is the newest fad I hear. Personally I'm still kind of skeptical about it but we'll see.

It's silly, eating. I mean, who wants to shovel food into your mouth like that? You don't know where it's been!!

It's ok to eat aslong as you throw it all right back up afterwards. I suggest sticking your finger down your throat in order to accomplish this.