First I have to get my computer fixed. Then I need to get a wireless modem. Then I have to make sure atleast one of my neighbors has internet. Which reminds me, I need to bump my computer help thread.

Since you're going to steal their internet, why not steal another neighbor's computer?

Hmmm... Cause I don't have to break into they're house to get the internet.

I Know. Im a pussy. :(

Free intarweb.

lol?

netzero?

They charge now.

Everyone charges if their smart enough.

Then the even smarter ones do it as favours. And gets favours owed to them by big people who can be influential.

And that, kids, is how you move up in the world.

That and by assuming peoples' identities!

Well...that comes in later.

After you've gone up in the world, you become friends with rich people. And the rich people let you fix their computers for free because you are a 'geek'. Which means you can then access all their personal files.

Yada yada yada...

...and assume their identity.

And that, kids, is how you get a long jail sentence.

That's totally legal in the U.S., Lenny. You should come try it.

It is most 1337 :D

10 out of 10 lawyers recommend it. Gotta keep the people gainfully employed.

*sneeze*

Bless you.

Shanks.

No problemo.

I amz like teh greatestest roxeror ov al tyme.

Nope...you're not at 100%.

Now you've got to beat Sov. *sticks out tongue*

I smell a challenge. :)

And I never back down from a challenge.

Sov can't beat you if he's dead. Catch my drift?

I think my body is trying to reject my lungs... :weird:

You don't smoke, do you?

I want to throw poo at monkeys and see how they like it.

And 9 out of 10 Spanish Inquisitors say that 8 out of 10 Jews are responsible for the Black Death!

Negative.

Killing sov is against the forum rules.

Is photoshopping Sov also against forum rules?

Photoshopping Sov dead against the rules?

That is fine. As long as I get paid royalties for the portrayal of my likeness.

Obviously you hold their talent (or lack-thereof) in some form of heightened regard. That sir, is your first mistake. The second being that they would actually pay you.

Well, they could always pay with their lives, I suppose.

I'm going to accuse you of witch craft before the congregation tomorrow. Nice knowing you.

Psh. Everyone knows there's no such thing as witchcraft. Which is why I'll get off scott free.

Bwa ha.

I've just become really confused...

Been reading the argument between Kiddo and Grav in the FF, then I come here and expect more. Silly little brain of Lenny's. :)

Vigilante justice is my game. I'll see you in the 'morrow.

You turned me into a newt!



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I got better :D

Anyone watch the simpsons last night? Were they were real people playing them...it looked like a glow stick in Homer's back.

Glowsticks are what power nuclear reactors :o!?

Negatory. I worked until 10:30 last night.

10:30?!?! A travesty.