London is a dirty place by what I hear anyways x_X.

ahhh if i wasnt so lazy i wouldnt have to ask this but....how did this forum get on the topic of killing political leaders and nuking london....I completely agree with both but im just curious and dont feel like going back to read the rest of the boring shit

Not all of it.

Granted, some of it is really shite, like all the Residential bits, but get into the centre, get into SW1 territory, and it looks reet grand!

so whats up with everyone im bored of the politics thread

It's nearly 1am...and I'm getting drunk off my hidden stores of Lennergy! :D

die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die

Die Badezimmer!

I have plans to make London shiny in its crappy areas. Now, who wants to help me take over Haiti? That's the first stepping stone in my plan!

Okay so ...I figure I could become President. Good idea, right?

Shaniqua

Only if you can make some good reforms there, sure.

Don't they practice Voodoo in Haiti?

All those Undead people would kick your ass!

Oh, I'd make tons of reforms. Lenny would even be given citizenship! :P

My back.

Of London?

I don't want a Londonian Citizenship. I'm a Northerner God Damn it! NOT a Southener.

That's an insult! I won't vote for YOU now!

I meant to the U.S. :P

Oh...well I'm pretty happy as a UK Citizen.

Stupid US waiver means we've all got to have these new Biopassports.

Redneck brit.

Redneck?! Brit?!

We're more subtle and call "Redneck Brit's" Chavs.

Or Inbred scum.

Whichever springs to mind first.

Tu es la plus jolie fille qui a jamais existé!

HAHAHA i dont get it :(

It says:

You are the prettiest girl to ever exist!

Yeah, they do. Voodoo is prominent in the Caribbean isles.

Je ne comprends pas francais, Mademoiselle!

It's funny how "Voodoo" was incorporated into Catholicism.

Most major Christian festivlas are Pagan. :)

Even Christmas is supposedly the wrong date, ya know?

Oh aye.

On the 25th December Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card. He was too scared to send it back. From that point on, 25th December has been Jesus' birthday.

lol. You're such the explorer Captain Lenny.

Oooh arr.

I search the Wide Oceans of Googlde does I, to find the bestest hats in all Me'ico!

Blackbeard would be proud, matey.

Only in Louisiana, bud...though we had a bit of it in parts of Mississippi closest to LA.

I think I'm starting to get sick. :( Sore throat...runny nose...sneezing...about to pass out at the computer...

Slightly nauseated...

You're just pregnant.

Sore throat...blocked nose...cough...feeling dizzy...right leg all swollen from tackling too much in Football...FUN! :D

You mean Cribbige?

Ever had buffalo burger?

Cribbage?

And no...though I've had Buffalo flavoured Crisps. Tasted like Barbecue Sauce...

Hmmmm

This is sweet as hell. Im stealing internet on my laptop from one of my nieghbors or something.