lol, your signature still freaks me out kagom :p.

*spits on kagoms sig*

Once again, my finger hurts from scrolling.

Why is life so mean?! :cry:

You dont have a middle mouse button?

and how the fuck are you scrolling so much? its not even that big of a page.

you could also use the slider on the side.

But that's too clever! And I always overshoot.

And of course I've got a scroll button. The action of scrolling it down then flicking my finger back up to try again is giving me arthritis at 16. Not good guys!

I mean can you push it down so the arrows appear. That way you can scroll down by just pushing down/up your mouse. You know what I mean, right.

Yes...but I never do that. :(

you could always hire someone to do it for you.

There's also the Page Up and Page Down buttons.

What's wrong with a picture of my neck and the collar? :(

That's a mastiff's collar around my penis damnit. I'm sueing you for copyright infrigement.

I have evidence against you in the forms of photography and people ;)

hynðo ond hæftnyd. Heofon rece swealg.
Geworhton ða Wedra leode
hleo on hoe, se wæs heah ond brad,
wægliðendum wide gesyne,
ond betimbredon on tyn dagum
beadurofes becn, bronda lafe
wealle beworhton, swa hyt weorðlicost
foresnotre men findan mihton.
Hi on beorg dydon beg ond siglu,
eall swylce hyrsta, swylce on horde ær
niðhedige men genumen hæfdon,
forleton eorla gestreon eorðan healdan,
gold on greote, þær hit nu gen lifað
eldum swa unnyt swa hit æror wæs.
þa ymbe hlæw riodan hildediore,
æþelinga bearn, ealra twelfe,
woldon ceare cwiðan ond kyning mænan,
wordgyd wrecan ond ymb wer sprecan;
eahtodan eorlscipe ond his ellenweorc
duguðum demdon, swa hit gedefe bið
þæt mon his winedryhten wordum herge,
ferhðum freoge, þonne he forð scile
of lichaman læded weorðan.
Swa begnornodon Geata leode
hlafordes hryre, heorðgeneatas,
cwædon þæt he wære wyruldcyninga
manna mildust ond monðwærust,
leodum liðost ond lofgeornost.

This was supposed to be my original sig. Too long :(

http://www.georgetown.edu/faculty/ba...rpus-info.html this helps for those crazy symbols you can't get ;-;

I recite the entire epic thrice before going to bed on Wednesdays.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nigga please. I already read that shit.

I see dead people! :eek:

Funny, that's what I thought when I saw JFK buy a hot dog at O' Hare.

Like that episode of Seinfield where Kramer keeps seeing Joe DiMaggio eating a bagel in the dinner and he keeps "wooping" to get his attention. lawl.

Woooop! Woooop!

I once saw Lenny kill a man with a tooth pick.

Wow...

The guy wouldn't give me a sausage. He had to die. :slice:

That little face brings back flashbacks.

Whatever these flashbacks are...it wasn't me who did it. Honest.

So since you killed someone, like that makes you a Chav right?
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Or maybe your more of a Hannibal Lector type? Intillectual yet, pyscho? That's what I would be, theres much more respect in doing a job well done.

I'd prefer to be the Hannibal type.

Being a Chav is grounds for a bood geating.

A good beating too. :)

My day sucked :(

Awwww...how come?

Girls are to fucking confusing. End of story.

I see.

What you need is an all-night conversation with your best friend and the cute little Australian lass in the year below. :)

Lol.

There is now enough content in this post. Repeated bullshit messages will result in ban.

It really does help. :)

The only girl I've had a proper conversation to in the past couple of months...and it was really fun. :D

Elvis hated pussy.

Elvis also hated Beowulf. GET OVER IT :p

The Beowulf story is a fun story.

Grendel is even better though.

Beowulf from the monster POV.