Spam in a can, baby!

Jess In A Can!

Someone elses comment: That'd have to be a huge fucking can.

Hey now, don't be stealing my commnets =\

Haha.

Steelers!!!

I'm thinking of getting back with my girlfriend. She's really into me, but I'm not so into her.


Help me think of creative ways to ask her out/ break up with her. :)

I mean like really cute ways to ask a girl out, and really mean ways to break up with her..... just wanted to clearify that.

Well, with Vday coming up, buy something cute, you know a bear of some sort and go to her front door. Get on one knee and ask for her to be your gf again.

To break it up, drive her home from a date, dont pull in the driveway and let her out at the beginning of the driveway. When she gets out, open up the window and yell that it is over forever, floor the car before she can get any words out. I call this manuver the drop end run.

*The DROP END RUN is a patent manuver only for the use of GruesomeBODY. All people wanting to try this must send him a message or he can sue.

The meanest way to break up with someone.

Picture the scene, someone walks up to your gf one lunch time, whilst she's eating at the table with her mates.

"Dar_Win told Jesse, to tell Alex, to tell Frank, to tell John, to tell Helen, to ask George to tell me to inform you that you're dumped." When she turns around to look at you across the room, give her a big grin and wave.

Watch out! 'Cos Raziel's about!

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He lives! He lives! :)

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Aw. I miss Raz. :(

Everyone does.

I'da thought he'd have at least risen to the bait in the D3V flame thread.

OMGZZZ!!! His last post was on my birthdayz.

More cute ways for asking her outz.

I already figured out the meanest way to break up with someone :killgrin:.

Share! Come on!

And a cute way to ask someone out...a single red rose? It's Valentine's a week tomorrow. It could work.

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Ya

Raz was the man. And Jess misses him cause she wants that internet sex call.

How the FUCK did you find out about that!?

Err...

*koff*

Im just that good. Nobody knows it thought.

Riiiight...

Come on! Don't be mean! Tell us your mean way!

Spray paint "Fuck you, we're over" all over her car, along with random slang terms like "bitch","slut",ect.

Why not Rainbow Colours? It'd be fun to have a Rainbow coloured car. Like a Ferrari. Or the Bugatti Veyr...nah, not the Bugatti. Too nice.


Why limit it to just her car?

Bugatti Veyron ^_^

Oh so fast. :D

Never ever EVER think about spray-painting a Bugatti Veyron. You'd have every single Top Gear watcher down upon you like a pack of dogs.

You know something...I've never seen Jeremy lose in one of these racers against Hamster and May.

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Dar_Win


:(

For heavens sake stop doing that!!

If I wasn't at Parents Evening I'd've been on. And then you wouldn't post that.

If I did it you'd get a new post off me every night when I get on, and various times over the weekend.

I miss Raz! Come back raz!

Zel is boring me again...

Don't go!! :cry:

Post more on your story! Lord Lenny commands you!

Zelaron is losing my interest again, too.

-Everyone just spams in the Chat Forum, this is a gaming forum, not a off topic forum, the only true gamers are the Dragoon Elites
-The Flame Forum is shit now, no one can really flame anymore, they just shout curse words at eachother
-Not really any new members
-Our server is terrible, always so many errors, and sometimes I can't connect
-Never really any new posts, and it's sometimes hard to find a post to respond to

What you need to do, is be in a rush one night, and only have a 5 to 10 minute slot in which to visit the forums and post till you drop. That way you'll log on and have pages of new posts.

That or threads you usually post in have been spammed up.

...Of course, I seem to be guilty of that as well...

TO THE GALLOWS WITH THE LASS!





Yar

Avast!

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Yarr. Get up the mainmast ya scurvy dog. We needs us a lookout for that Treasure Isle, yarr.

Made of chocolate perhaps.

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Just because THERE IS NO TOPIC! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA x 50000

Brussel Sprouts.

NOW KILL THE SEAL!