I need a new belt...all of mine have snapped from over-use.

Sigh. Zoom. Ova dah head.

Whats a Boffin?









Cause...









I'm imagining something like a British Puffin.

Groan. Splat. In da eye.

A boffin is what you call a really clever person:

Boffin
Boff
Nerd
Geek
Know-it-all
Smartarse

Etc.

this Note Is Legal Tender For All Debts, Public And Private

Zing

And you like my loving better, 'cos you said so in a letter, that said return to sender, my illegally illegal tender.

llawll

Activity?

Yogurt is god damn delicious.

Ew. No it's not.

It's lyrics from a Louis XIV song.

Obviously no-one on here will have heard of them because they're...American? Wha-What's going on?

Entertainment is run by Hollywood.
Music is run by the MTV corperations.
If you don't fit into the stereotype they are currently pushing onto the American masses then 95% of our population hasn't heard about you.

That's why we're so great. :) We don't have big multi-billion [insert currency here] corporations trying to tell us what we like to listen to. As a result, Britain is packed to bursting with good bands.

OMG! Sov!!! http://zelaron.com/forum/zelstat.php?num=20

hahaha sov fell from 100% :P

this thread is as long as my dick...

10.60 cm?

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I fell from 100%. :(

Stupid servers stupidly crashing! HOW DARE THEY! I've never missed a day since Easter, and then they crash on us. :mad:

Yes!!!! What Did I Tell You Online!?!?!? Owned!!!

Shush.

Hahaha-err, I mean...Aww.

...No. I was right the first time. Ha. Haha.

You'd better not be laughing at me young lady, if you are then I'll...I'll...I'll have to ask you to stop!

96% :) Muhahahahahahahahahahahah.

64%.

Lightweight.

Sorry, I've actually had a life for the past month. It involved major tests, partys, alchohol, and girls.

I would say that's worth droping 30% on a forum I post on.... :)

The past few weeks have been relaxing. For two months before that I was revising like hell for my mocks. Yet I still get 4 posts more or less every day.

And so what that I rarely leave the computer? There's bugger all to do around here...unless I'm supposed to socialise with the scum of the earth.

I wonder if I can hit 1000 posts in here by the end of sometime?

This is 877. 1000 ain't all that far away...

But that'd be scary. When I hit 4000, I'd also have 1000 in here. 5000 posts! :eek:!

ATTENTION!: The WRT will be closing in three weeks from today. Please get all your spam filled posts in while you still can!

Grand.

878.

879.

HAHAHA! Why do we still have the bullshit rule in here?! We've said it I dopn't know how many times...yet it still stands!

Oooh! Ooooh! 880!

120 to go!

12 signs of love:

12. You read her IMs over and over again...

11. You walk really really slow while you're with her...

10. You feel shy whenever you're with her.

9. While thinking bout her, your heart beats faster and faster...

8. By listening to her voice you smile for no reason.

7. While looking at her, you can't see the other people around you...you can only see that person.

6. You start listening to SLOW songs.


Bah...slow sucks.

5. She becomes all you think about.