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JRwakebord 2005-11-16 04:08 PM

ooooo funky!

Kaneda 2005-11-16 06:33 PM

It looks nicer on ocean, the colors arent all faded and see through like on Synthesis

Kaneda 2005-11-16 06:37 PM

Ohh nvm, it looks even better on Synthesis. It looks worse on X79

Sovereign 2005-11-16 06:38 PM

Silence, Panda Fucker

Jessifer 2005-11-16 07:01 PM

Reeeeeer!

Kaneda 2005-11-16 11:07 PM

Who wouldnt fuck a panda?

JRwakebord 2005-11-17 12:11 AM

I would!

Lenny 2005-11-17 10:26 AM

Why on earth would you fuck a panda?

That's just sick.

Kaneda 2005-11-17 10:37 AM

Out of the whole animal kingdom, pandas are definatly some of the cutest. Better a panda than a dog or a horse.

Lenny 2005-11-17 10:40 AM

So what if they are the cutest? Fucking a panda is still sick.

If you thought a dolphin was cute you wouldn't go fuck it.

Kaneda 2005-11-17 10:44 AM

Mmmm dolphin secks.

undeadzombieguy 2005-11-17 11:02 AM

Let me tell you a little story about the origin of Panda's.

Like way back when panda's didnt excist I met a polarbear. We had good times running around and catching seals. But after a while the pbear said, fuck this cold ass place, I'm going to China and eat bamboo. I was like OOHHH HELL NO YOU DONT! But the pbear was already gone :(. Years went by and in a desperate attempt to find my buddy pbear, I went to china. There after 13 years I found him, indeed eating bamboo. I was like wtf man, and we got in a big fight. Of course he couldnt do shit against me and I punched his eyes like a motherfucker so bad. I hit him so bad, his dna changed and gave him permanent black eyes.

Now I had the pbear looking like a clown and satisfied I took my leave. Well, since there werent any other bears around and he looked like a clown, he got desperate and raped and impregnated a koala. Because koala's are deeply religious, abortion wasnt an option. To make matters worse for the Koala family it turned out she got twins! A boy and a girl. The little bears grew up as outcasts and could only find comfort around eachother. Years went by and they were grown up. They were always together eating bamboo and killing tigers. Their love for eachother was unlike anything in the history of panda's. So naturally they fornicated and quickly build a nice little family of retard panda's just about able to sit on their asses eating bamboo all day long. The oldest male of each generation is responsible to impregnate all other females. Now these new age panda's are fed up with this incest bullshit, which is why they're almost extinct.

There you have it, the history of panda's.

JRwakebord 2005-11-17 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny
So what if they are the cutest? Fucking a panda is still sick.

If you thought a dolphin was cute you wouldn't go fuck it.


Fine then, pick one animal that would have choose to have sex with if someone pointed a gun at your head.

undeadzombieguy 2005-11-17 02:56 PM

Dude you really had me thinking about it, bastard!

(kangaroo, I'd jizz inside that pouch and then put my head in it)

WHAT!? YOU ASKED!

undeadzombieguy 2005-11-17 03:34 PM

NO, I changed my mind.

http://www.xs4all.nl/~pwitteve/hybrid.htm

hybrids...

JRwakebord 2005-11-17 04:23 PM

You got that off collegehumor, didn't you?

undeadzombieguy 2005-11-17 04:31 PM

So what if I did? What you gonna do? UH? WHAT YOU GONNA DO COLLEGE BOI. BET YOU wear pink shirts with the collar popped. sunglasses at night, fake beer in the left hadn, jerking off frat bois with the right. I KNO XACTLY what you is like.

undeadzombieguy 2005-11-17 04:36 PM

Today I was on the way back home and while sitting in the bus, 7 people dressed up as smurfs came inside, all blue, with hats and shit. Probably trying to get in a frat or something. The bus usually is pretty crowded and when they got off, a group of people standing by the door started laughing at them and they all looked sad. That made my day... seeing sad smurfs leave the bus while being laughed at...

Kaneda 2005-11-18 12:57 AM

lol college boi.

JRwakebord 2005-11-18 03:21 PM

I refuse to pop my collar.

undeadzombieguy 2005-11-18 03:42 PM

That's good. I would've had to kill you if you didnt.

Lenny 2005-11-18 04:22 PM

h4x0r 4 l1f3!

http://www.google.com/intl/xx-hacker/

undeadzombieguy 2005-11-18 04:26 PM

http://www.gujian.net/woogle/show.ph...3D&wap=1&show=

undeadzombieguy 2005-11-18 04:27 PM

:)

<3

undeadzombieguy 2005-11-18 04:27 PM

:mad:

</3

Lenny 2005-11-18 04:29 PM

I see...

undeadzombieguy 2005-11-18 04:35 PM

ORLY?

What do you see?

Lenny 2005-11-18 04:39 PM

"FUCK" and "YOU" I think it was.

Then again, I have got my specs on.

undeadzombieguy 2005-11-18 04:40 PM

There was more.

Lenny 2005-11-18 04:41 PM

Well I didn't really look. Parents were glancing over my shoulders...

undeadzombieguy 2005-11-18 04:46 PM

Alright here's one for your parents (safe I promise)

http://www.gujian.net/woogle/show.ph...3D&wap=1&show=

Lenny 2005-11-18 04:53 PM

Ha! Hahahahahaha!

Kaneda 2005-11-19 12:59 AM

Good movie.

Lenny 2005-11-19 05:51 AM

Wow, I've just realised the ENigmatic Man has hands! :)

Lenny 2005-11-19 05:52 AM

You know, they guy who popped up in the cave on Destiny Islands in Kingdom Hearts. He opened the door. Who appeared at the end. Who showed Sora the path to Castle Oblivion in KH:CoM and who's high up in the Organization in KH2.

That Enigmatic Man.

Lenny 2005-11-19 05:53 AM

Well, I've just been watching the ending videoa from KH1, and the trailers I've got for KH2.

I so want KH2, and I so want to play KH1 again but my PS2 is dead! :cry:

Lenny 2005-11-19 05:55 AM

For GBA graphics, those for KH:CoM are amazing! The cutscene at the start looks like one of the later PS1 games when the graphics were getting better.

I've never actually got past Traverse Town in KH:CoM. But I've just downloaded the ROM again, so let's see what I can do! :D

I never liked the card system... :(

Kaneda 2005-11-19 11:48 AM

Kingdom hearts was easy and short. The last boss was easier than some of the earlier ones.

Thanatos 2005-11-19 12:20 PM

Yeah. I beat that game in like a week..

JRwakebord 2005-11-19 02:10 PM

me = hung over


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