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Your degowop friend narked on you.
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Im Italian too so I can say that ;) I don't think ppl are even racist towards those races anymore.. atleast in America.
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We're not racist, we just hate France as an entity.
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Stupid Frenchies...
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FUCKING BLACK PEOPLE!!!
oh....wait...that's still wrong right? :wierd: |
WOWWOWO.
Got my first test of this year, tomorrow. |
Am I studying? NO, you silly! I'm posting on zelaron and playing GW isntead!
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I wish... :(
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Miaow!
Miiiiiaaaow! MiaW! Crazy cats... |
I had a really bad night last night. Went to sleep, about 6 O'clock I wake up having just nutted my bedpost and giving myself one hell of a shiner...half an hour later I wake up having gouged a big chunk out of my little finger...
Was a crazy dream...I rugby talcked someone (which made me nut the bedpost) and some psycho knifed my little finger (which is how I gouged the chunk out of it). The thing is, I haven't a damned idea what I actually did to my finger. If these vicious dreams carry on I'll wake up dead tomorrow! |
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:D >.< Maybe racked himself? Otherwise that rugby got him really exicted...
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I'm still fuckin disturbed...
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It was a vicious dream...and I nutted my bedpost. I still don't know how I cut my finger though...
And this morning I woke up with the most spectacular bed hair...stubborn too. I've been walking around all day with half a bloody afro... |
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Do you even KNOW what "nutted the bedpost" means?
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It isn't one of these innuendos is it?
Someone told me today that they reckon I didn't actually nut my bedpost but got caught up in the moment of one of my crazy trumpet solos and hit myself in the face with the bell-end (of the Trumpet). You can hours of fun with Trumpet Innuendos...I did a whole 15 minute English presentation on them for my English Speaking and Listening thingy for GCSE last year. :D |
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Now that's a site and a half.
That reminds me...must watch the other episodes of Hotel... |
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RED DWARF RULES!!!!! |
http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=976
HAHAHA! I saw that a while ago and I lost the link, FOUND IT YAY! Too fucking funny. :haha: |
Yes, Red Dwarf is good.
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Hahah I love that thing!
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You don't know what Red Dwarf is?!
OMG!!! |
I don't either.
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Oh... :(
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What is it?
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On board the mining ship Red Dwarf, the slovenly and lazy Third Technician Dave Lister is sentenced to eighteen months in stasis for smuggling an unquarantined cat on board. Three million years later, he is revived to discover he is the sole surviving crew member on board the ship following a nuclear disaster, and very probably the last human being alive in the universe. But he is not alone. Also on board is HOLLY, the senile computer powering the ship; an intangible hologrammatic version of Second Technician Arnold Rimmer, his pompous and cowardly immediate superior; The Cat, a humanoid evolved from Lister's pet cat; and Kryten, a neurotic android. And so this motley crew goes where no one has gone before, in search of adventure, women, and a really good vindaloo...
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I STOLE THAT SUMMARY!
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Anyone seen The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy? It makes me wish I was born British... :(
----------------------------------- "Ford" "Yes, Arthur?" "I think I'm a sofa..." "I know how you feel" ----------------------------------- "Cheeky... cheeky mouse..." |
*cringes at the sights, and description of Red Dwarf*
Sounds utterly stupid and looks terribly low budget. Then again, I guess the same things could be said about Monty Python. |
Hitchhikers guide is fucking amazing, both the book and movie. My single favorite passage from the entire series is this:
Vogon poetry is the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kris. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos is reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve-book epic entitled My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, leaped straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. |
Hmm didnt really like the hitchhikers guide all that much.
Yes Kaneda, Red Dwarf is old and looks low budget but that doesnt matter, it only adds to the ridiculousness of the show. It's good. |
You can't beat Biritsh humour... :p
It's amazing how many good things have come out of such a small country... And how on earth did we manage to not only rule 2/3 of the world but start the whole Industrial Revolution? ---------- Red Dwarf is an amazing program. Nowhere else will you find a hologram that hates itself... ---------- The Hitchhikers Film wasn't as good as the books. Though Adams did write the film script...or at least most of it. It was still a good film though. |
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