I LMAO everytime I look at the tard.

Oh dear god...

You called?

I put that picture on my background and my friends were almost as apalled as me

Didn't you used to date her?

I've heard dating can be fun...never had the chance myself...:(

You lack mojo.

Man I'm hearing all these crazy stories about Brittish kids having all kinds of orgies and gangbangs. 14yo kids having sleepovers playing sex games and shit like that. Whats up with that then Lenny?

OMG OMG OMG OMG LENNY!!!!! DID YOU GET BLOWN UP?!

Wait... you dont live in London do you?

I could never get so lucky

You poor bastard.

I don't live in London no. I'm 300 miles away.

This is the worst and first bomb attack since the IRA bombings in Manchester in 1996.

There are six 14 y/o girls in my form. So far, 2 have fallen out after one "shagged" the others boyfriend, and 3 have been to pregnancy clinics.

Ya no shit! I heard they do this thing called "daisy chains" and basically all the kids go around from one friends house to the next and shag furiously.

interesting...

I'm sorry to say that that is most probably true...

It's quite sad...

You need to get some too, Lenny. You need to have those daisy chaining bastards to come and visit you some time. If you dont know where to find them here's what to do:

Start by asking those girls who went visiting pregnancy clinics. Also start hanging out with less educated people, they're more likely to go daisy chaining/have sex than higher educated people at around your age. In my own experience these people are often found gathered at parks or childrens playyards.

In other words start hanging out with the chavs??

Here's new for y'all.

How many of you have had the chance to go to the Hard Rock Cafe in London??

Too late now: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...on/4668157.stm


There's been controlled explosions in Birmingham, and a station in Manchester was closed.

BLIMEY! What does Al'quida have against the Brits? I was watching some of the head honchos over there, like the London Governer and those other guys. They sure are eloquient speakers. No wonder they hate Bush. They're all like "this will no stand, eh?"
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No wait, thats Canada...
Maybe they'll get attacked soon too 0_<

It's true. You guys have Walmart there right? They've infested every inch of the planet haven't they? Is that where like your white trash people shop too?

We Brits are amazing speakers...we managed to discover something that your presidents can never seem to understand. We call it grammar...:p

I haven't that faintest idea why Al'Qaeda hat us. It may be bacause we helped you guys in Iraq (though how does Bush repay us? "Our relationship is no quid pro quo realtionship"...in other words, thanks for helping, now screw you).

Who do you mean by the London Governor??

And yes, we do have Wal*Mart over here, but we call it Asda. It's very good value, but with the wrong class of people. You get a better class if you say shop at Waitrose...or even Marks and Spencers...

so wal-mart = Asda ? they aren't related or owned by the same people though right?

Asda over here is owned by Wal*Mart.

http://www.asda.co.uk/asda_corp/scri...asda%26meta%3D

Click the link and you'll see in the top left corner: Asda part of the Wal*Mart family.

Ooooh, they're doing the new HP for £8.96, that's the cheapest so far.

Hardcover 672 pages (July 16, 2005)



J.K. Rowling has revealed three chapter titles from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince to be:

• Chapter Two: "Spinners End"
• Chapter Six: "Draco's Detour"
• Chapter Fourteen: "Felix Felicis"

Oooh, gotta love Amazon. They sure know their stuff.

It's a bit disappointing that...I was hoping for something longer...

lol, tango...

Which flavour?? It makes all the difference you know.

Flava Flav Yo.

I thought it was just coke flavor.

Is that orange or apple??

Don't know where I got that idea from though, I never heard of it before until I saw 21 Days Later. Which was the best zombie movie btw. Stupid fucking Land of the Dead. Hey guys I have an idea, lets re-release Dawn of the Dead and change one word in the name... They wonder why the box-office is in a slump. :rolleyes:

Wtf, you guys have an apple flavored soda?

Yes...we've got lots of flavours...

Apple
Lemon
Orange
Lemon and Lime
Raspberry
Cherry

Not to mention all the hybrids, the tropicals, the summer fruits'...

It's 28 days later. They werent really zombies IMO because they werent dead when they became one, at least not all of them I think... They were basically just humans with rage as their only emotion, thus not feeling pain, hunger or thirst.

I've yet to see land of the dead, I heard the ending was quite stupid.

I still cant believe isshin is a shinigami...damn kubo and his crazy plot twists.

Anyone here ever measured their own dick?

Oh man I need to shave.

Right 28 days later... I'm pretty sure they were hungry, they did die from starvation after all. It wasn't a zombie movie technically but it had the same basic plot. Stupid person releases virus, virus destroys 90% of humanity, people fight and kill (sometimes hundreds w/ unlimited ammo :rolleyes: ) of zombies, somehow they win.

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