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Lenny 2005-05-22 12:52 PM

And to think...Chruser did most of the spamming...:p

Kaneda 2005-05-22 01:38 PM

Have you ever had sloppy joes lenny?

JRwakebord 2005-05-22 07:05 PM

It actually has to do with a website/forum that does nothing but stream Halo videos 24/7 over the net. Best time waster of all time. Unfortunatly the site itself is down right now, but I'm hoping it will be back up soon. I'm trying to subtly recruit new zelaron posters there without angering the mods by "advertising other sites"

Kaneda 2005-05-22 10:16 PM

Heh... well nice job, considering none of us knew what the damn thing meant before now.

Kaneda 2005-05-22 10:16 PM

Heh. Angering the mods is suspiciously similiar to angering the gods :wierd:

Kaneda 2005-05-22 10:17 PM

^ Best sig EVA --->

Kaneda 2005-05-22 10:18 PM

OH KANEDA Oh canada something something something...

Lenny 2005-05-23 10:36 AM

Erm...sloppy joes?? I'm guessing some kind of beef burger with barbecue sauce that goes everywhere??

Lenny 2005-05-23 10:37 AM

If they accuse you of advertising, say you aren't advertising, you're just informing other people of this great gaming forum called Zelaron.

Lenny 2005-05-23 10:38 AM

100%!!!

I DID IT!!! WHOOO!!!! I DID IT!!!!

Ha ha!!!!

100%!!!!!!!!!

Kaneda 2005-05-23 10:42 AM

Ya. Thats what the are.

Lenny 2005-05-23 10:53 AM

Nope...never had 'em.

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Got some exam results today...

Physics - 64% -- We have a teacher who seems to live off sheer incompetence. She gave us completely the wrong equations to learn...and because the paper centered around the equations...well...

German - 87% -- Highest in the class I think. It's a combined total of our Listening Paper, Reading Paper and first two pieces of coursework.

JRwakebord 2005-05-23 05:50 PM

Is it weird that where you typed "equations", I read it as "ejaculations" the first time around?

Kaneda 2005-05-24 07:02 AM

Froidian slip.

LiveWire 2005-05-24 07:16 AM

Fuck, shit, cock, cunt, whore, slut, dick, pussy, faggot, ass titty bitch!!!!!!

Kaneda 2005-05-24 09:30 AM

Terrets. .

Lenny 2005-05-24 10:37 AM

Tourettes...isn't it??

History - 75%. Just on the A mark.

Biology - 79%. Just on the A* mark...


And why on earth would you read it is ejaculations??

Kaneda 2005-05-24 10:45 AM

I dont know how its spelt, but you guys always add U's to everything.

Lenny 2005-05-24 10:47 AM

He he he he...and you all take them off!!!

I've read somewhere that our English is the original way it was meant to be and that you guys distorted it...

And then I read that American is the real English and that ours changed somehow...:D


I prefer to believe the former...:D

Kaneda 2005-05-24 10:50 AM

Ya I would too. Either way the English language is extremely retarded.



































I'm might tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plums. I'm might tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plums. I'm might tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plums. I'm might tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plums. I'm might tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plums.

Lenny 2005-05-24 12:23 PM

Run For The Hills I Tells Ya!!!

Lenny 2005-05-24 12:30 PM

Run For The City I Tells Ya!!!!

Lenny 2005-05-24 12:42 PM

Some people like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a Merc
Some guys like to travel in by bus
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm gonna take my bike
'Cos once again the tube's on strike
The greedy bastards want extra pay
For sitting on their arse all day
Even though they earn 30K
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain
Where the FUCK's my FUCKING train?

London Underground (London Underground)
They're all lazy FUCKING useless cunts
London Underground (London Underground)
They're all greedy cunts
I wanna shoot them all with a rifle.

All they say is please mind the doors
And they learn that on the two day course
This job could be done by a 4 year old
But they leave us freezing in the cold
What you smell is what you get
Buger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat
With tourists treading on your feet
And chewing gum on every seat
So don't tell me to mind the gap
I want my FUCKING money back!

London Underground (London Underground)
They're all lazy FUCKING useless cunts
London Underground (London Underground)
They're all greedy cunts
I wanna shoot them all with a rifle

La la la laa, la la la laa.

THe floors are sticky and the seats are damp
Every platform has a FUCKING tramp
And the drivers get the day off when
We're all late for work again

London Underground (London Underground)
Wa-wa WANKERS
They're all WANKERS
London Underground (London Underground)
Take your oyster card
And shove it up your arsehole



"London Underground" by The Amatuer Transplants.

Sung to the tune of The Jams "Going underground" with extra stress on the words in CAPS.

JRwakebord 2005-05-24 12:58 PM

WHERE are you smuggling those plums?!

Lenny 2005-05-24 01:00 PM

Plums bruise easily...they'd bruise as soon as you look at them you know...or is it peaches?? I don't know...maybe a cross...peams...or pleaches...

Kaneda 2005-05-24 03:14 PM

I could eat a peach all day long.

Kaneda 2005-05-24 03:15 PM

HOORAY for stem cell research. EAT BABIES.
www.eatbabies.com

Mmmmm baby cobbler.

JRwakebord 2005-05-24 05:10 PM

Christopher Reeves is a cannibal.

Lenny 2005-05-25 11:29 AM

Christopher Reeves is dead...is he not??

I now a Christopher Reeves...he's a Maths teacher...

Two more results...English 1 - 31/40 -- One mark off an A...:(

Maths 1 - 60/68
Maths 2 - 64/76
Overall Maths - 86% which is an A.

And we've all been told that Tech was abismal (sp?? Never had to type this word before...:p)!! Last years avergae mark was around 75%, this year (ours) it is around 45%...how good is that??!
























































RUN FOR THE HILLS I TELLS YA!!!!

JRwakebord 2005-05-25 11:32 AM

Yes, he is. But I was referring to a South Park episode that Kaneda's post reminded me of.

Lenny 2005-05-25 11:52 AM

Ah...okie dokie.

RUN FOR THE HILLS I TELLS YA!!!!










































I can't hear no running!!!

undeadzombieguy 2005-05-25 12:52 PM

You cant hear me running because I'm a ninja.

Look behind you...

undeadzombieguy 2005-05-25 12:54 PM

Nothing there eh.

I'm that fast.

JRwakebord 2005-05-25 07:08 PM

I am Samurai.

JRwakebord 2005-05-25 08:53 PM

wow... im dying

http://nikon.bungie.org//misc/rogerw...robotics_2.mov

undeadzombieguy 2005-05-26 02:26 AM

You got a Halo fetish or something?

What is it with you people and that game, it's just average...

undeadzombieguy 2005-05-26 02:27 AM

*all defensive systems operational*

You cant touch me!

JRwakebord 2005-05-26 08:12 AM

And yes, I have an obsession with Halo.

Kaneda 2005-05-26 09:49 AM

Its not just average. Average = O.K. Halo = Kick Ass

Lenny 2005-05-26 11:18 AM

Lenny = Sexy beast...:D

Chem - 89%...:D


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