| [21:12] Jessifer:
Mmmm...Gabry Ponte... |
| [21:12] D3V:
I had to rehab after my third suicide attempt, the insane aslyum was a bit much. |
| [21:12] D3V:
brb. |
| [21:13] Tuttifrutti:
? |
| [21:13] Tuttifrutti:
Is he joking? |
| [21:13] Sum Yung Guy:
first rehab i went to was for alcohol which the army forced to goto for drinking when i was 20 |
| [21:13] Sum Yung Guy:
god the army is idiotic |
| [21:13] Sum Yung Guy:
second was for drugs |
| [21:14] Tuttifrutti:
Yes but Air Force isn't good enough for you, is it? :P |
| [21:14] Sum Yung Guy:
3rd will probally be for like ptsd or something |
| [21:14] Jessifer:
My cousin is in the Air Force. |
| [21:14] Sum Yung Guy:
TF I was in the air force before the army, thats why I look at both and can honestly call the air force lame and pussies |
| [21:14] D3V:
drugs are bad.. mkayy |
| [21:15] D3V:
yes, the Air force is the branch that basically think they are better than everyone. they get better treatment, and do less work. |
| [21:15] Sum Yung Guy:
yup |
| [21:15] Sum Yung Guy:
when i came in the army i was hoping my first unit i got sent too would be the shittiest |
| [21:15] D3V:
its a backassward cycle. |
| [21:16] Sum Yung Guy:
it was, and 5 years later im still it |
| [21:16] D3V:
SYG, what branch would you recommend? I don't like my life currently and am considering the military. |
| [21:16] Sum Yung Guy:
infantry unit for the win |
| [21:16] Tuttifrutti:
Well you would complain if you weren't in the Air Force lol, you don't get the special treatment that they get. |
| [21:16] D3V:
hmph. my dad was in the reserve as infantry. |
| [21:16] Sum Yung Guy:
well d3v |
| [21:17] Sum Yung Guy:
if you go active duty |
| [21:17] Sum Yung Guy:
i would say go army and try and get a deployment in iraq |
| [21:17] D3V:
I would. |
| [21:17] Sum Yung Guy:
it may suck while doing it |
| [21:17] D3V:
hm. |
| [21:17] Sum Yung Guy:
but after getting back from iraq |
| [21:17] Sum Yung Guy:
i mean you can tell your kids you fought in a war |
| [21:17] D3V:
I think I would lose my mind being deployed there. |
| [21:18] Sum Yung Guy:
while your friends can tell their kids they worked as a bagger |
| [21:18] D3V:
true. |
| [21:18] Sum Yung Guy:
yes everyone loses their minds here |
| [21:18] Sum Yung Guy:
thats whats fun, trying to get it back |
| [21:18] D3V:
I would hope I raise my kids with enough respect to where they would equally love me no matter what I did in my past... lol. |
| [21:18] D3V:
ah, I can only imagine....... |
| [21:19] Sum Yung Guy:
yea but then there will be that one bring your parents to work today |
| [21:19] Sum Yung Guy:
err |
| [21:19] Sum Yung Guy:
bring parents to school day |
| [21:19] Sum Yung Guy:
and you will be competeing with firefighter dad |
| [21:19] Sum Yung Guy:
and police dad |
| [21:19] Tuttifrutti:
Lol. |
| [21:19] Sum Yung Guy:
but if you were just got back from killing mutha fucking terrorist dad |
| [21:19] Tuttifrutti:
And Janitor Dad!!!! |
| [21:19] Sum Yung Guy:
win |
| [21:19] D3V:
lol, true I suppose. |
| [21:20] D3V:
I'd rather be that weird dad that has inventions and shit like you see on the disney movies and the kids end up liking him. |
| [21:20] Sum Yung Guy:
i make inventions .... |
| [21:20] Tuttifrutti:
... |
| [21:20] Tuttifrutti:
Devin don't be rude to SYG. |
| [21:20] Tuttifrutti:
That's his life dream. |
| [21:20] Sum Yung Guy:
i made a custom scope out of binoculars i tore apart |
| [21:21] System: HandOfHeaven
has joined the chat |
| [21:21] HandOfHeaven:
.....can't we all just get along? |
| [21:21] Tuttifrutti:
You act like it's bad to be the guy that created Flubber. |
| [21:21] D3V:
wait, no i'm not lol. |
| [21:21] Sum Yung Guy:
HoH |
| [21:21] D3V:
that's tight. |
| [21:21] HandOfHeaven:
? |
| [21:21] Jessifer:
My ideal job is to be a Massage Therapist. *shrug* |
| [21:22] Sum Yung Guy:
SYG, HoH, D3V, JSF, TFR |
| [21:22] Sum Yung Guy:
jessifer |
| [21:22] D3V:
Sup. |
| [21:22] Sum Yung Guy:
you can practice on me |
| [21:22] Jessifer:
Or an Animal Cruelty Investigator. |
| [21:22] Jessifer:
Can do, SYG. |
| [21:22] D3V:
practice what? |
| [21:22] Sum Yung Guy:
you can practice that on me too |
| [21:22] Jessifer:
Ha. :D |
| [21:22] Sum Yung Guy:
animal cruelty investigations |
| [21:22] Tuttifrutti:
Lol. |
| [21:22] D3V:
you could be on animal police detrioit! |
| [21:22] Jessifer:
Amy Lee gives me goosebumbs... |
| [21:23] D3V:
except, you'd have to move to michigan |
| [21:23] Jessifer:
goosebumps even. |
| [21:23] Jessifer:
Animal Cops: Detroit. |
| [21:23] Jessifer:
I watch Animal Cops all the time. |
| [21:23] Tuttifrutti:
Aww I hate that show. |
| [21:23] Tuttifrutti:
it's sad. |
| [21:23] Sum Yung Guy:
jessifer |
| [21:23] D3V:
er, dur* yeah it's sad |
| [21:23] Jessifer:
Hm? |
| [21:23] Sum Yung Guy:
wanna hear cruel animal treatment story i personally witnessed |
| [21:23] D3V:
I duct tape my jack russell to the bottom of the bath tuub and start to fill it up when he wont stop barking. |
| [21:24] Jessifer:
I have one too. You go first. |
| [21:24] D3V:
LOL kidding........jebus |
| [21:24] Sum Yung Guy:
Ok well, 2 months ago we are at this base |
| [21:24] Sum Yung Guy:
in Sadr City |
| [21:24] Sum Yung Guy:
and there is a ton of dogs running around |
| [21:24] Sum Yung Guy:
so someone I know decides |
| [21:24] Sum Yung Guy:
lets chase on |
| [21:24] Tuttifrutti:
OMG DEVIN! |
| [21:24] Sum Yung Guy:
one |
| [21:24] Tuttifrutti:
That is disgusting!!! |
| [21:24] Tuttifrutti:
Even as a joke. |
| [21:24] Sum Yung Guy:
and he chases it around, but then gets bored and loads his shotgun |
| [21:25] Sum Yung Guy:
and fires at the dog |
| [21:25] Tuttifrutti:
!!! |
| [21:25] Sum Yung Guy:
well it blows off one of his legs |
| [21:25] Jessifer:
...Ugh. |
| [21:25] D3V:
damn dude................... |
| [21:25] Sum Yung Guy:
and the dog is running away on 3 legs |
| [21:25] Sum Yung Guy:
so the guy pulls out his pistol |
| [21:25] Jessifer:
Didn't even put it out of its misery |
| [21:25] Jessifer:
? |
| [21:25] D3V:
that's fucked up, I think I would accidently kill somebody if I ever saw them abusing animals. |
| [21:25] Sum Yung Guy:
and starts unloading on the dog |
| [21:25] Tuttifrutti:
Omg SYG, seriously. |
| [21:25] Sum Yung Guy:
but its still alive after a full mag |
| [21:25] D3V:
wow..... poor pooch. |
| [21:26] Sum Yung Guy:
so get takes out his knife |
| [21:26] Sum Yung Guy:
and comes up and slits its throad |
| [21:26] Sum Yung Guy:
throat |
| [21:26] Jessifer:
o.o |
| [21:26] Tuttifrutti:
... |
| [21:26] Sum Yung Guy:
then they dump it in the middle of the street outside out base next to some kids |
| [21:26] Sum Yung Guy:
well thats my story, your turn jes |
| [21:26] Jessifer:
...Wait...seriously? |
| [21:26] Sum Yung Guy:
lol |
| [21:26] D3V:
lol |
| [21:26] Sum Yung Guy:
yes that actually happend |
| [21:26] Sum Yung Guy:
i was diguested by it |
| [21:27] D3V:
thats probably the most fucked up thing i've heard in a while. |
| [21:27] Sum Yung Guy:
this guy tho was crazy who did it |
| [21:27] D3V:
geez.. |
| [21:27] Jessifer:
A few years back when I was living in a different appartment complex, these guys were out in the courtyard using the grill. |
| [21:27] Jessifer:
They picked up this kitten and threw it on there. The screeching from the kitten was horrible. |
| [21:28] Jessifer:
This lady runs out of her apartment, grabs the kitten from the hot grill, and runs back. |
| [21:28] D3V:
.... |
| [21:28] Jessifer:
The guys chased her and started to bang on her door and such, and she called the police. |
| [21:28] Jessifer:
The guys ran. |
| [21:28] D3V:
what the FUCK is wrong with people. |
| [21:28] Jessifer:
The kitten was put to sleep. :( |
| [21:29] D3V:
I would take out a personal vigilante on somebody if I had seen that happening. |
| [21:29] Sum Yung Guy:
so was the dog in my story.... |
| [21:29] Sum Yung Guy:
with a knife |
| [21:29] D3V:
that's fucking horrible. I think torture to anything living should not be tolerated. |
| [21:29] Jessifer:
It's not something I'm ever going to forget. |
| [21:29] D3V:
=( |
| [21:30] Sum Yung Guy:
d3v |
| [21:30] Jessifer:
People are sick... |
| [21:30] Sum Yung Guy:
if im gentle can i torture you? |
| [21:30] Jessifer:
o.O |
| [21:30] Jessifer:
Kinky. |
| [21:30] D3V:
depends. |
| [21:30] Sum Yung Guy:
jessifer |
| [21:30] Jessifer:
The safe word is Poodle. |
| [21:31] Sum Yung Guy:
wanna watch? |
| [21:31] Tuttifrutti:
Lol. |
| [21:31] Jessifer:
Totally. |
| [21:31] System: Xenn
has joined the chat |
| [21:31] Xenn:
duh waterboarding isnt torture |
| [21:31] HandOfHeaven:
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks |
| [21:31] Jessifer:
Ha. |
| [21:33] D3V:
lol |
| [21:33] Sum Yung Guy:
Next person to type something in this chatbox gets to have internet sex with me mmk. |
| [21:33] Xenn:
oo |
| [21:33] Jessifer:
Lol. |
| [21:34] Xenn:
thisll be VINTAGE |
| [21:34] Jessifer:
Send me the copy. |
| [21:34] Sum Yung Guy:
Xenn my pants are getting tighter |
| [21:34] Tuttifrutti:
OH YAY IT ISNT ME |
| [21:34] Sum Yung Guy:
I remove my pants |
| [21:34] Tuttifrutti:
Lol! |
| [21:34] Sum Yung Guy:
my underwear is getting tighter |
| [21:34] Tuttifrutti:
Pics or it didn't happen |
| [21:34] HandOfHeaven:
Wow |
| [21:34] Tuttifrutti:
:P |
| [21:34] Sum Yung Guy:
I remove my underwear |
| [21:34] HandOfHeaven:
Hi Megan! |
| [21:34] Xenn:
leave the wizard hat on? |
| [21:34] Sum Yung Guy:
my penis is getting tighter |
| [21:34] Sum Yung Guy:
I remove my penis |
| [21:34] *HandOfHeaven
waves* |
| [21:34] Tuttifrutti:
Hi Joe! That's your name right? |
| [21:34] Sum Yung Guy:
your move Xenn |
| [21:34] Xenn:
i KNEW IT |
| [21:34] *Jessifer
pulls out some popcorn* |
| [21:34] Tuttifrutti:
Hope I"m not wrong. |
| [21:34] Xenn:
score |
| [21:34] Tuttifrutti:
That'd be embarrassing. |
| [21:34] HandOfHeaven:
It is lol |
| [21:34] Xenn:
well im going to have to go ahead and take some blood thinners |
| [21:35] D3V:
LOL |
| [21:35] D3V:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0hvOdYVTG0 |
| [21:35] Tuttifrutti:
WOOT! |
| [21:35] Sum Yung Guy:
LAUGH OUT LOUD(d3v) |
| [21:35] D3V:
I lol'd. |
| [21:35] HandOfHeaven:
wow, d3v, are you homo sexual? |
| [21:35] D3V:
I really did LOL |
| [21:35] Xenn:
the bears are gonna win |
| [21:35] D3V:
lolwut? |
| [21:35] D3V:
I said I lol'd d3v, pay attention |
| [21:35] Tuttifrutti:
No he has seches with girls all the time. :P |
| [21:36] D3V:
what the fuck are you talking about? How did you get out? |
| [21:36] D3V:
Dude, you let me out |
| [21:36] D3V:
Oh yeah... right |
| [21:36] D3V:
why did I? |
| [21:36] Jessifer:
I love that song. |
