Chatbox log - 2010-12-08 - Zelaron Gaming Forum

[11:10] SnakeCharmer: You see Ms. Clever, fortunately we are playing arcade games and not living in real life at the moment so I can compare your faggot ass to this game and be relavant. Bitch shut the fuck up you pussy ass motherfucking queer nigger loving retard bastard bitch.

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[11:45] System: Auxez has joined the chat

[11:45] Auxez: I love how talking shit on the internet makes everyone feel good about themselves :]

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[12:26] System: SnakeCharmer has joined the chat

[12:26] SnakeCharmer: I love how breaking your arm in the shower makes you look like even more of a faggot.

[12:27] SnakeCharmer: Its takin a long time for you to reply with one arm..

[12:27] SnakeCharmer: LOLOLOLOLOLOL learn how to use a computer

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[12:28] Auxez: Fuck you dude...

[12:28] SnakeCharmer: oh! there she is!

[12:28] Auxez: I'm passed out on Lortabs

[12:28] Auxez: -.-

[12:28] SnakeCharmer: whats a lortab?

[12:29] SnakeCharmer: I know of LorAtab

[12:29] Auxez: You just spelled it wrong...

[12:29] SnakeCharmer: shut up dude. I'll beat the fuck out of you...meat tenderizer!

[12:30] Auxez: Okay big guy.

[12:30] SnakeCharmer: bench press over 135 and then threaten me

[12:31] Auxez: Funny we talk shit over here why not in real life? We're sitting right beside each other, aha.

[12:31] Auxez: That's ussy weight'

[12:31] Auxez: pussy*

[12:31] SnakeCharmer: so you bench pussy weight?

[12:31] SnakeCharmer: with a max of 135?

[12:31] SnakeCharmer: my bad

[12:31] SnakeCharmer: 135.5

[12:31] Auxez: No...

[12:32] Auxez: Oh shit, I don't think I can bench that much...

[12:32] Auxez: Aha.

[12:33] SnakeCharmer: meat tenderizer

[12:33] Auxez: We can all agree BP is a the biggest pussy here.

[12:33] SnakeCharmer: not at all

[12:33] SnakeCharmer: you are auxfag

[12:33] Auxez: Lawl.

[12:34] Auxez: What a comeback.

[12:34] Auxez: I remember when I played my first computer game.

[12:34] SnakeCharmer: Meat tenderizer is all i need

[12:35] Auxez: Freestyle battle?

[12:35] SnakeCharmer: right now

[12:38] Auxez: Go ahead and grip glocks, i'll snap ya trigger fingers in six spots, you'll have to lip lock with hypodermic needles to lick shots, 'll watch you topple flat, put away your rings and haolla back, can't frrestyle you're screwed off the top like bottle caps. Beneath the surface I'm over heating your reciver circuits by unleashing deeper versus than priests speak in churches what you preach is worthless, worship defeat the purpose like president bush taking bullets for the secret service

[12:41] Auxez: Lol

[12:41] SnakeCharmer: You kiddin me with your rhymes? Look, I'll beat the fuck out of you meat tenderizer? Seriously, you fat as the fuckin heat mizer. Look old as mark martin, drivin for Phizer. If I topple I topple flat, if you topple, it looks like mount everest you so huge. Have you screamin, runnin for refuge. Get out here and get on my level, if you can even get back up lookin all disheveled from gettin your ass beat. By a true leet. Emo ass rhymin with lip lockin needles, emotional ass screamin soundin like

[12:44] SnakeCharmer: Beavis..the butt head, for you more like an ass face. High all the time eyes been sprayed with mace. Bitch I am the secret service. No one wants to live with you, forever a hermit. Tryna get religious, youre stranger than eighteen midgets fuckin your ownself. Masturbate, my boy MasterPAte goes hard than you.

[12:44] SnakeCharmer: Meat Tenderizer

[12:47] SnakeCharmer: Look at you little bitch, you aint about shit. this whole rap battle was mismatched like your outfit. Try to step to my level son, fuck japan i have my own land complete with a rising sun. Every word you spit is nerdy..microsoft. You can never get a hard dick..always small. In my mind ive get weapons..arsenal..What you got in yours? Fuckin shrapnel? You understand what im saying? you get my signal? no? time to change it up and get subliminal. You out of style, always wearin flannel. Whered you

[12:48] Auxez: Hld up, let me interupt, stop right here, now stop and stare. I'm going hard on court, you sittin courtside, pants around ya ankles, lookin like bojangles, I go Voodoo, you shit rymes like stanky ass poo poo, get ya flow, slow it down then you'll know. I'm on top you on bottom, get oout, I got em. Lose ya ass, you last, first round and you won't pass, me in the game, I'm about to flame, this little ass lame, thinking he can rhyme like he's got some fame, get the fuck out, you're gonna pout when

[12:48] Auxez: I stop your ass about, you're just a hater, so see ya later.

[12:48] Auxez: \stomp*

[12:48] SnakeCharmer: get that the antiqure roadshow channel? Look, i aint someone to fuck with. The only MC who uses his own voice with no synth.

[12:49] Auxez: meat tenderizer nigggas

[12:49] Auxez: DJ Mono is declared winner.

[12:49] Auxez: Ducez

[12:49] SnakeCharmer: By himself?

[12:49] SnakeCharmer: Yepppp

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[20:51] KagomJack: I'll wikileak your face

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