Chatbox log - 2010-08-16 - Zelaron Gaming Forum

[14:00] jamer123: i know the answers like d3v is dev mdselctr its pronounced mdselector and the ! are for underlining or bold in a word editing program

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[14:02] !King_Amazon!: Actually I just copied my original Diablo 1 character's name which was the same as my current username. An interesting side-effect was that it puts me at or near the top of the member list

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[14:15] jamer123: ah

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[15:15] !King_Amazon!: Don't talk back to me, boy

[15:16] !King_Amazon!: Kids these days...

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[15:19] D3V: I'm going to have my name changed to !D3V!

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[16:08] !King_Amazon!: Vodka mixes really well with orange gatorade

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[17:02] Skurai: I always said "Dee three vee", for D3V. I always said Mdselctr like "Mid sel'c ter".

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[17:59] Kazilla: i say dee three vee, who the fuck says dev as in devin....

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[18:28] !King_Amazon!: I usually call him fag

[18:28] !King_Amazon!: inb4takes12no1

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[19:06] !King_Amazon!: 420ºF is the ideal temperature for reheating pizza, IMO

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[19:14] Mdselctr: Taco.

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[20:37] Kazilla: someone talk to me

[20:37] Kazilla: god damnit

[20:37] Kazilla: why am I always baked off my ass when no one is around?

[20:37] Kazilla: Oh, btw someone needs to listen to Sumblime - Seed

[20:37] Kazilla: what a GREAT FUCKING SONG..

[20:37] Kazilla: I was just playing the air drums, threw my sticks up and when I tried to catch them they fell.,

[20:38] Kazilla: Wow, thats really strange

[20:38] Kazilla: I just went to right something really nice about my girlfriend

[20:38] Kazilla: write*

[20:38] Kazilla: but, stopped myself before I finished the sentence, and said to myself, "No!"

[20:38] Kazilla: so I didnt.. thats scary

[20:39] Kazilla: I wonder if I am starting to respect myself more, maybe.

[20:39] Kazilla: Shes beautiful, so fucking hot.

[20:39] Kazilla: and she has an amazing body.

[20:39] Kazilla: I wonder if when a guy brags about his girlfriend thats because he is trying to get people to see something the way he does.

[20:39] Kazilla: That's insane. Kinda runs into a lot of the stuff im training in the army.

[20:40] Kazilla: Im taking these classes that basically teach us how to detect deception by the way the body moves when it lies.

[20:40] Kazilla: If you have seen the t.v. show "Lie to Me"?

[20:41] Kazilla: That is basically what we are learning, that show is based off an actual PhD.

[20:41] Kazilla: So, Like.. The army is basically training us to be the ultimate interrogator.

[20:41] Kazilla: I would so go into that field after this.

[20:42] Kazilla: I am getting some hardcore training in the army, I have a clearance.. fucking, basically IN's with any 3-letter agency once I am out.

[20:42] Kazilla: Wow, this is intense, can you guys imagine how high my education is right now compared to the general public?

[20:42] Kazilla: < 1% of the US Population will ever join the military..

[20:43] Kazilla: I am a part of the 1%

[20:43] Kazilla: I will someday be able to have my grandson sit on my lap, and ask me what the Taliban was when he comes home from history class.

[20:43] Kazilla: and I will be able to tell him, "I did that"

[20:43] Kazilla: I killed the Taliban

[20:43] Kazilla: I am the reason we are free today

[20:44] Kazilla: Not I like me, but I like all my fellow soldiers.

[20:44] Kazilla: We will all be able to do that.

[20:44] Kazilla: What can you tell your grandsom in 60 years?

[20:44] Kazilla: I am glad I joined the military, as retarded and gay it is.

[20:44] Kazilla: I am making good money, more then I have ever made in my life, that is..

[20:45] Kazilla: I have full benefits, all I have to do is go to the tmc and request to see a doctor.

[20:45] Kazilla: I have an amazing job, one that you COULD make into a career.

[20:45] Kazilla: I can't believe I went from construction worker, to Human Intelligence Collector

[20:45] Kazilla: Who can say that?

[20:46] Kazilla: Anyway...

[20:46] Kazilla: I am still waiting for anyone to notice me

[20:46] Kazilla: fucking d3v, ka, skurai... where are you three at?

[20:46] Kazilla: man.. im depressed now.

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[21:04] !King_Amazon!: What the fuck are you going on about?

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[21:06] Kazilla: HEY

[21:06] Kazilla: buddy!!

[21:06] Kazilla: lol

[21:07] !King_Amazon!: I ain't gettin into this with you man

[21:08] !King_Amazon!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y-Uow_nWb4

[21:10] Kazilla: I USED TO LOVE THA SHOW

[21:10] Kazilla: amanda is so young...

[21:10] !King_Amazon!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYcovRGLgdU

[21:11] !King_Amazon!: I'm gonna learn that dance and go to some dance club and just break out in it one day

[21:11] !King_Amazon!: srs

[21:12] Kazilla: woah woah, still on first movie

[21:13] !King_Amazon!: I guess I'm gonna smoke a bowl, since you're being so ADAMANT about it

[21:13] Kazilla: lol

[21:17] !King_Amazon!: Video games were invented by the government to train kids for war

[21:17] Kazilla: think so?

[21:18] Kazilla: damn, thats a good idea though

[21:18] !King_Amazon!: I've developed potentially lethal hand-eye coordination from playing video games all of my life

[21:18] !King_Amazon!: and alertness

[21:18] Kazilla: thats so true

[21:18] Kazilla: like, ive never fired a real weapon before

[21:18] !King_Amazon!: I have no training, but I'm sure with some training I could be a killer

[21:18] Kazilla: (b4 the army)

[21:18] Kazilla: and i am pro at it

[21:19] !King_Amazon!: I was just being silly, but it's fun to think about anyway

[21:19] !King_Amazon!: As far as the government releasing video games nonsense

[21:19] Kazilla: i wouldnt put it past them

[21:19] !King_Amazon!: Yeah you never know

[21:20] !King_Amazon!: You would think they would stick in subliminal messages that say "join the army" and "don't kill your friends/co-workers/kids" and such, though

[21:21] Kazilla: omg, the beginning scared the fuck outta me

[21:21] Kazilla: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNg3mcjhq9w

[21:24] Kazilla: weird how to me.. at least

[21:25] Kazilla: all japanes girl bands sound good

[21:25] Kazilla: then i think to our in the states =ivalent

[21:25] Kazilla: and we have boybands

[21:25] !King_Amazon!: Why would you make me watch that

[21:25] Kazilla: which fucking suck

[21:25] Kazilla: so now, i wonder

[21:25] !King_Amazon!: Now I'm all creeped out

[21:25] Kazilla: if asians, then our boy bands are amazing

[21:25] Kazilla: lol

[21:25] !King_Amazon!: You should ask one

[21:26] Kazilla: are we as hot to asains, as asains are to us?

[21:28] !King_Amazon!: My buddy Tom went to Japan for a year prior to grad school, he said Japanese women dig white dudes

[21:28] Kazilla: lol

[21:28] Kazilla: lucky, I should reenlist for japan

[21:28] Kazilla: im married single

[21:28] Kazilla: this is great

[21:29] !King_Amazon!: shit happens

[21:29] Kazilla: im glad it did now

[21:29] Kazilla: not at the time though, obviously

[21:29] !King_Amazon!: Yeah, I know how that is

[21:30] Kazilla: + my new girl is gfg

[21:30] !King_Amazon!: I'm a lot better off without Nikki but that ordeal was difficult

[21:30] Kazilla: ive got my life made right now

[21:30] Kazilla: until I get my divorce

[21:31] !King_Amazon!: At least you don't have kids, right?

[21:31] Kazilla: nope

[21:32] Kazilla: we stopped having sex because "she was scared to get pregnent, and not be able to leave me for her new man"

[21:32] !King_Amazon!: That's good

[21:32] !King_Amazon!: I fail to understand things like that

[21:32] !King_Amazon!: Why stick around, at that point?

[21:32] Kazilla: have you seen, salad fingers?

[21:32] !King_Amazon!: It's cruel and pointless

[21:33] !King_Amazon!: Yes, it's creepy as fuck

[21:33] Kazilla: she had no way home

[21:33] Kazilla: until i kicked the door down

[21:33] Kazilla: and scared her half to death

[21:33] Kazilla: she called daddy to come get her

[21:33] Kazilla: so, now shes living in virginia with him

[21:33] !King_Amazon!: awesome

[21:34] !King_Amazon!: Nikki seems to be trying to get back with me recently

[21:34] !King_Amazon!: It's been a year and a half since we broke up

[21:34] !King_Amazon!: I dunno what's up with that

[21:34] Kazilla: realizes how fucking stupid she was

[21:34] !King_Amazon!: I'm probably gonna play with her a bit and then ditch her

[21:35] Kazilla: it will happen to megan when im in afghanistan

[21:35] !King_Amazon!: Dumb bitches

[21:35] !King_Amazon!: It's amazing we ever fell for them, amirite?

[21:36] Kazilla: roger that

[21:36] Kazilla: i wish I could have a hidden camera like following megan though

[21:37] Kazilla: to see her face when I tell her to go fuck herself

[21:37] !King_Amazon!: haha

[21:37] Kazilla: or, better yet -- play into it, invite her down to texas and then have someone film her getting off the plane, looking for me although I would probably be fucking my girlfriend around that time

[21:37] Kazilla: so, just to watch her look aimlessly for something shell never have again

[21:37] Kazilla: would be priceless

[21:38] !King_Amazon!: haha

[21:38] !King_Amazon!: are you guys legally separated or something?

[21:38] Kazilla: nope

[21:38] Kazilla: still 100% married

[21:38] Kazilla: just, living and fucking different people

[21:39] !King_Amazon!: That's probably illegal somehow, bec careful that she doesn't sue you for alimony or some bullshit

[21:39] !King_Amazon!: I'm pretty sure if she can prove you've been sleeping around, she can do such a thing

[21:40] Kazilla: meh, if she tries to fuck with me I will ruin her

[21:40] !King_Amazon!: I'm not sure about what you can in the opposite, though

[21:40] Kazilla: it is illegal

[21:40] Kazilla: she knows it too

[21:40] Kazilla: oh well

[21:40] Kazilla: fuck i dont wanna go to work tomorrow

[21:41] !King_Amazon!: Usually at the stage you two are at you'd have a legal separation which would make your affairs legal

[21:43] !King_Amazon!: I have fatigue

[21:43] Kazilla: omfg

[21:43] Kazilla: go play this game

[21:44] Kazilla: http://armorgames.com/play/6671/creeping

[21:46] !King_Amazon!: I'm on it

[21:47] Kazilla: its like metal gear solid

[21:47] Kazilla: prehistoric

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