Chatbox log - 2009-10-15 - Zelaron Gaming Forum

[16:12] Mutant Couch: As for FSU, I was in Florida for part of high school and my history teacher was constantly making FSU jokes. It was excessive. Naturally, I like FSU much better than UF.

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[18:26] S2 AM: We're ranked #4 - VT that is

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[19:06] TechGeek: hi

[19:06] TechGeek: I'd just let you all know of TechGeeksOnline's new forum (launched 5 mins. ago) http://techgeeks-online.com/forum

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[21:38] Skurai: Weeee wiiiillll weeeeee wiiiilll ROCK YOU!!!

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[21:59] KagomJack: Fuck

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[22:04] Skurai: What?

[22:06] KagomJack: Fuck you

[22:06] KagomJack: Ya pansywaist

[22:07] KagomJack: Ya think ya can just give me a Guiness and I'll drink meself into a fucking stupor?

[22:07] KagomJack: Well, I got news for you

[22:07] KagomJack: It takes more than five cases o' Guiness to knock the shit outta me

[22:07] Skurai: Guiness.....?

[22:08] KagomJack: Oh, now ya tryin' to get smart with me, are ya?

[22:08] KagomJack: I won't have it!

[22:08] KagomJack: I hope ya fall down a flight of fuckin' stairs with a unicycle attached to your arsehole

[22:09] Skurai: Why a unicycle?

[22:09] KagomJack: Don't question me, ya fucking yank

[22:10] Skurai: Oh yeah?

[22:10] Skurai: Who do you think you are, my boss, or my master or something??

[22:11] KagomJack: I think I'm a superior.

[22:11] KagomJack: Ya nasty bugger

[22:11] Skurai: I think yo name is Toby!

[22:12] KagomJack: Ya don't know my name

[22:12] KagomJack: Ya filthy little shit

[22:12] Skurai: Fukk yoo~

[22:12] KagomJack: Fuck you!

[22:13] Skurai: Yeah, that's why yo lips is crusty!

[22:13] KagomJack: My lips are crusty because I fuckin' live on the seas for a living.

[22:13] KagomJack: What the fuck did you do with your life other than suck your mamma's titties?

[22:14] Skurai: I do not suck my mothers breatseses.

[22:14] Skurai: Infact, I don't even eat food.

[22:14] KagomJack: Oh, then ya sucked your dad's dick, ya filthy little incestuous fuck.

[22:14] Skurai: uhh.... previous post.

[22:15] Skurai: Anyways~

[22:15] Skurai: I have done alot with my life. My entire family has accomplished many great things. It all dates back to my great great Grandfather Skurai the First.

[22:15] Skurai: would you like to hear my story...?

[22:15] KagomJack: What a crock of shit

[22:16] Skurai: Indeed.

[22:16] Skurai: and that's when he said "I AM NO SLAVE!!!" and slain over 9000 of the kings men.

[22:17] Skurai: He later died to the common cold.

[22:17] KagomJack: Ya ain't nothing but a wee little liar.

[22:18] Skurai: thus, the story moves forward to my Great Grandfather, Skurai the second, also known as "Jr."

[22:18] KagomJack: You're a worthless tart

[22:18] Skurai: Back in his day, he was know as "The human Nose".

[22:19] Skurai: He could smell anything, and was assigned to a secret group of soldiers durring the war. They called him "Vapor Snake"

[22:19] Skurai: He did stuff.

[22:19] KagomJack: Look, ya worthless little git, go die in a hole.

[22:20] Skurai: Next up, my Grandfather, Skurai the Third, also known as "Prof. Dr. Mr. Waffle Man"

[22:20] Skurai: But his friends just called him "The Hero", because he was the stare of at least 100 video games.

[22:21] KagomJack: Skurai, you're adopted and your parents didn't love you.

[22:21] Skurai: And, now, my Father, Skurai the fourth. He is known around the world as "The worlds strongest Butler", because he once said "no" to Chuck Norris, and lived.

[22:23] Skurai: and finally, Myself. Skurai the Fifth. I can annoy some of the most annoying people in the universe without even trying.

[22:23] Skurai: I'm know as "Dammit" "Fuck, it's him" and "Worthless" all around the world.

[22:26] KagomJack: and a damned tart

[22:26] KagomJack: Don't forget that

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[22:29] KagomJack: Welcome back ya filthy tard

[22:29] KagomJack: tart

[22:29] Skurai: Oh, hai thar!

[22:29] Skurai: I didn't see you come in.

[22:30] Skurai: Have you seen Blue? my Puppy??

[22:31] KagomJack: NO

[22:31] KagomJack: You fucking tart.

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[22:33] Grav: fuck a bitch

[22:33] KagomJack: Grav, m'lad!

[22:34] KagomJack: Let's go fucking get wasted and drink Guinesses until we vomit our guts

[22:34] Skurai: what's a Guiness?

[22:35] Grav: hail friend! I too would enjoy imbibing poison and visiting ye olde vomitorium!

[22:35] Grav: (maybealittlecocksucking?)

[22:35] KagomJack: Fuck me, I think yer makin' fun of me

[22:35] Grav: forsooth

[22:35] Skurai: What the hell!??

[22:36] KagomJack: The fuck, boyo?

[22:36] Grav: I need some jungle love

[22:37] Skurai: D:

[22:38] KagomJack: Ya got the jungle fever, ya fuckin' sick pervert?

[22:39] Grav: there's a bit of psycho in all bitches

[22:40] KagomJack: Ya lustin' after what ain't yer own kind

[22:40] KagomJack: It's disturbin'

[22:40] Skurai: O_o

[22:41] Grav: take

[22:41] Grav: take me home

[22:42] KagomJack: No

[22:42] KagomJack: Take yerself home

[22:42] Skurai: .........................

[22:42] KagomJack: Ya fuckin' yank

[22:42] Skurai: Arrrrrrrre you gonna take me home tonight

[22:42] Grav: seeweusedtolovemakinmusicwealwaysinthestudiogroovin

[22:42] Skurai: Ahhhhh down beside that red firelight

[22:43] KagomJack: No, Skurai

[22:43] KagomJack: I want ya to die in a fire

[22:43] Skurai: Arrrrrre you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin world go rooouuund!

[22:43] Skurai: .......

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[22:44] KagomJack: Grav

[22:44] KagomJack: No

[22:44] KagomJack: NO

[22:44] KagomJack: GRAVY GRAV LEFT

[22:44] Skurai: .... it's your fault.

[22:44] KagomJack: No

[22:45] KagomJack: It's yer fuckin' fault for being such a fucking pussy faggot.

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[22:45] Skurai: ....No. It's your fault.

[22:46] KagomJack: Grav, my lad!

[22:46] Grav: It's definitely Skittles' fault

[22:46] KagomJack: Why would you ever leave me alone with him?

[22:46] Skurai: fuck.

[22:46] Grav: Well, the kid IS gay. Could probably use some counseling.

[22:47] Skurai: I ain't gay, dammit!

[22:47] KagomJack: I don't counsel fucking fairies

[22:47] Grav: Skurai, if you don't realize you're gay now, you certainly will down the line

[22:47] Skurai: I ain't not fairies, and I ain't gay!!

[22:48] Grav: I'm not even joking, I think you're gay

[22:48] Skurai: Why!?

[22:48] Grav: You idolize guys that dress up like girls. You wear a purse. You act faggish.

[22:49] Skurai: ...Doesn't mean I'm gay.

[22:49] Grav: Sorry, kiddo. It kind of does.

[22:50] Skurai: ...But... I'm not.

[22:51] Skurai: ...

[22:51] Grav: There's nothing wrong with it. So don't think I'm hating on you. But I think you will realize you're gay one day.

[22:51] KagomJack: YOu puke green slime and masturbate with crucifixes

[22:51] KagomJack: I'm pretty sure you're gay

[22:51] Skurai: I don't use a crucifix!

[22:51] Skurai: and I ain't gay~

[22:52] KagomJack: You're right. You're not gay.

[22:52] Skurai: I'm just.... different.

[22:52] KagomJack: You are a giant, flaming queermosexual

[22:52] Grav: Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take You're gay

[22:52] Grav: Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay You're so fucking gay

[22:53] Skurai: at first that sounded like a song... ._.'

[22:53] Skurai: I'm not, though.

[22:53] KagomJack: It was from a song

[22:53] Skurai: I mean, sure, the bag was weird, but that was an impulse buy... it's not my fault it had Alice on it...

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