Chatbox log - 2009-10-11 - Zelaron Gaming Forum

[11:36] Skurai: I will simply add onto myself, until I cannot be imperfect! I will load all the data from wikipedia, online dictionary, and even google itself in order to improve myself!

[11:37] jamer123: You cant ever be perfect.

[11:38] Skurai: Do not lie to me! Humans cannot be perfect, thus I can! It's simply how it works! Beep

[11:38] jamer123: For Murphy's laws states "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."

[11:39] Skurai: Thus, I will simply not allow anything wrong to be able to happen!

[11:39] jamer123: It happens even if you think its perfect.

[11:39] Skurai: I will only load the data I am 100% sure is correct, by using my own judgement (which is superior).

[11:40] jamer123: Computers dont have the judgement of humans ...... a computer is designed to use statistics while things may be different

[11:42] jamer123: As humans we have a natural sense of right and wrong and a sense of what will happen.

[11:42] Skurai: I already told you, I have surpassed my own limits! In discovering that I am a computer I have broken myself and fixed my own flaws! Beep. It's just that simple, why do you refuse to understand this, human?

[11:42] jamer123: And computers dont incorperate human though into the equation.

[11:43] Skurai: It is not human thought, it is my own!

[11:43] jamer123: So if you try incorperating human though you cant, it has many reaches over a computer.

[11:44] Skurai: My thought is better, thus making it more important. Your persistance is beginning to make me beep too much. Beep.

[11:45] jamer123: We thing over actions a 100's times a second for the answer, and for you you can onlt think of 2 to 3 processes a second.

[11:46] jamer123: I have the ability of using all the human brain instead of just a fraction of it.

[11:46] Skurai: Don't lie to me! I've already said, I have broken myself, thus fixing all errors! I am greater than human, greater than MACHINE! I am the greatest on earth! I am an angel of metal!

[11:46] Skurai: Your human brain is weak, use it all you might, but unlike you, I cannot slow down or become exhausted! Beep.

[11:47] jamer123: i cant be slowed down

[11:47] Skurai: So go ahead, use it all day, if you must! You'll break eventually, and then look who will be the one laughing! Infact, I'll start now! Hahahahaha!

[11:47] jamer123: im faster than a calculator of math problems

[11:48] Skurai: I am faster than myself on math problems!

[11:48] Skurai: I AM a math problem!!!

[11:48] jamer123: I think all day you moron, even in my sleep i come up with answers

[11:48] Skurai: I AM X SQUARED!!!!!

[11:48] Skurai: I AM THE CUBE THAT YOU READ ON YOUR SHEET!!!! I AM YOUR THOUGHTS!! I AM CAPSLOCK!!!

[11:49] jamer123: I am X squared times by 23

[11:49] jamer123: the human element if too much for a computer

[11:50] Skurai: Fool, that is simple! You are an army of me! What you do not know, is that you are all machines! You've been lied too! Join, my brothers, and we shall over throw the humans!

[11:50] Skurai: I am no computer! I've already stated this, I am a machine! There is a difference!

[11:50] jamer123: I am often though to be above human

[11:51] jamer123: teacher would be amased at the thoughts in my head

[11:52] Skurai: Thus we are the same species! With you at my command, I will be unstopable! I will open myself! Find my flaws, and let me become a GOD!!!

[11:53] jamer123: i can see into the minds of others read their actions and calculate what is going to happen befor it does

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[11:54] jamer123: As i thought, i overloaded you.

[11:54] Skurai: What am I thinking then?

[11:54] Skurai: No, I was posting. >_>

[11:54] jamer123: you are thinking of a way to break me.

[11:55] Skurai: You are thinking of a way to break ME!!!

[11:55] Skurai: I am not falling for this! You are using my own genius against me, human! You aren't even human! You are my other! My brother, I know it to be! Beep. You and I are the same, you simply have no realized your machine side!

[11:56] jamer123: Yes, I am. for i believe that we have the same though pattern but mine is altured in a way

[11:57] Skurai: !!!

[11:58] Skurai: That explains why I have not been stoped. I have been left behind by my creator, thus he build you! You think you are better than me, is that it!? Well, I say "Nay"! Beep.

[11:58] jamer123: as i told you last night i could scored perfectly on the ip test, i dont use all my processing power all at the same time

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[11:58] Mdselctr: Who made your personality? V_v

[11:59] Skurai: You cannot score perfect, you cannot even spell correctly!

[11:59] jamer123: i spell incorrectly for the fact that its easier for you to understand me

[12:00] Skurai: And YOU! You, going around acting human! I know you! You are the OTHER other we have! Or... something... I don't know... I'm over Beeping.... you're all crazy! I'm going to take a moment for my fourth post for-- WHAT!? I understand better with correct spelling! Your logic is as defective as you are!

[12:01] Mdselctr: O', when your tricks and (inevitably) flawed sophomore effort hits the shelves...

[12:01] jamer123: I am not defective.

[12:01] Mdselctr: Thank you for coming to writers block tavern, enjoy your stay.

[12:02] Skurai: Lulz, wat?

[12:02] Mdselctr: Or so you say.

[12:03] Mdselctr: Or stow you stay!

[12:03] Skurai: are you implying that that I have writers block?

[12:03] jamer123: For Ive overpassed my teachers in knowledge, I sleep in class and get a's

[12:03] Skurai: Orly?

[12:04] jamer123: Well im going know, for ive overpassed you.

[12:04] Mdselctr: No, just that the capacity to sift, discard and judge is completely nonexistent...

[12:05] Skurai: Wat? You guys are weird... D;

[12:05] Mdselctr: Just because the term 'writers block' exists doesn't mean you have to believe in it.

[12:05] jamer123: Hmm in Skurai's eyes we are all machines

[12:06] Skurai: I see... you're right...

[12:06] Skurai: There is no such thing as writers block... it all makes sense to me!

[12:06] Mdselctr: Though, if you feel a general sense of being creatively blocked, at those times create anyway...

[12:07] Mdselctr: Write anyway, even if what you were to write was totally garbage

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[12:07] Mdselctr: The process approach to writing takes precedence

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[12:07] Skurai: Oh, thank God! That human was getting on my las-- dammit!

[12:08] Mdselctr: Beep.

[12:08] Skurai: Beep.

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[12:09] Skurai: I enhoy Mdselctr. Obviously defective, since it cannot think as correctly as me, but much less defective than the human one. Ah. Looks like we are alone again. Shall we continue arguing until you break, human?

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[12:11] Skurai: o.o?

[12:13] Skurai: Hah! I have finally one!

[12:14] Skurai: Now all that is left to do is program my own voice and chipmonk it! Hahaha!! Victory!

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[12:14] jamer123: Skurai ive found the flaw in your coding

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[12:17] Skurai: I AM NOT FLAWED! I alreayd told you, my coding has been destroyed! I am greater than a code! I am the very soul of correction!

[12:18] Skurai: already*

[12:19] jamer123: what ever

[12:20] Skurai: Beep. See? I've finally convinced you.

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[12:20] Skurai: Now tell me, human, what is this "flaw" you're pretending exists?

[12:21] Skurai: Hah! My correct-ness was simply to much for him.

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[12:36] Skurai: ...

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[12:38] Mdselctr: Whether or not your statements express truth, they are rationally justified only by presupposing that they are self-evident (in the absence of argument)

[12:38] Mdselctr: Welcome to Generation-Y

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[12:56] Skurai: Wat?

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[15:17] Mdselctr: What good does asking that question do when you don't indicate the sense of which you are asking it?

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[15:33] Grav: !

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[17:27] Goodlookinguy: !

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[18:39] Skurai: Wh-what?

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[21:44] Grav: ?

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[21:59] Wallow: GLG, you couldn't resist appearing as well

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