Chatbox log - 2009-05-19 - Zelaron Gaming Forum

[10:55] D3V: hey just figure this, if you guys ever did magically end up in a relationship together, she'd prlly do the same thing to you as current boyfriend.

[10:55] !King_Amazon!: So they probably aren't

[10:55] !King_Amazon!: yeah

[10:55] D3V: that sounds like a crappy relationship.

[10:55] !King_Amazon!: except

[10:55] !King_Amazon!: if I'm ever in a relationship again

[10:55] !King_Amazon!: I'll make sure that shit is perfect

[10:55] D3V: brb

[10:55] HandOfHeaven: Just get some pussy man...

[10:55] !King_Amazon!: else some asshole could take her

[10:55] HandOfHeaven: So where is she located?

[10:56] !King_Amazon!: Bleh, that's too far into the long story

[10:56] !King_Amazon!: I explained this yesterday

[10:56] !King_Amazon!: lol

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[10:56] HandOfHeaven: My bad man, haven't been on in a few days

[10:56] HandOfHeaven: Too busy with school and work

[10:57] !King_Amazon!: lol

[10:57] !King_Amazon!: I'm not gonna put your head on a chopping block because you don't know the intimate details of my life

[10:58] !King_Amazon!: faggot

[10:58] HandOfHeaven: I guess I'll just have to wait for the story

[10:59] HandOfHeaven: Should be an interesting read

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[11:00] !King_Amazon!: I'll try to do a really short summary

[11:00] !King_Amazon!: waaaaaaaaaaay back

[11:01] !King_Amazon!: went to georgia for a few months, went to school there, back in high school

[11:01] !King_Amazon!: met this chick, was pretty much my best friend

[11:01] !King_Amazon!: with the exception of this guy

[11:01] !King_Amazon!: who was pretty cool to

[11:01] !King_Amazon!: they're now together

[11:01] !King_Amazon!: I started talking to her randomly a few days ago

[11:01] !King_Amazon!: well

[11:01] !King_Amazon!: a couple weeks ago maybe

[11:01] !King_Amazon!: at the most

[11:01] !King_Amazon!: she calls me on her breaks

[11:02] !King_Amazon!: she messages me every time she's got a moment

[11:02] !King_Amazon!: she lost her phone like a week ago, but didn't care because she doesn't use it

[11:02] !King_Amazon!: but she ordered a new one because she wants to be able to call/text me

[11:02] !King_Amazon!: lol

[11:02] HandOfHeaven: Wow, pretty much wants to munch on your cock

[11:02] !King_Amazon!: Pretty much

[11:03] !King_Amazon!: Her and her boyfriend are just like me and Nikki were

[11:03] !King_Amazon!: and she hates it

[11:03] !King_Amazon!: and her life is nothing but work

[11:03] !King_Amazon!: and she's in a small ass town in georgia

[11:03] !King_Amazon!: she's moving to Ohio soon

[11:03] !King_Amazon!: her boyfriend probably isn't going

[11:03] !King_Amazon!: which might mean they wont be together

[11:03] !King_Amazon!: also

[11:03] !King_Amazon!: she's coming to visit sometime

[11:03] !King_Amazon!: lol

[11:03] !King_Amazon!: and she smokes pot now

[11:03] HandOfHeaven: Oh fun...booty call

[11:04] !King_Amazon!: she used to be a crazy christian but now she's like

[11:04] !King_Amazon!: pretty much me

[11:04] !King_Amazon!: not quite as depressing

[11:04] !King_Amazon!: Eh, the weird thing is

[11:04] !King_Amazon!: it started out just me talking to her

[11:04] HandOfHeaven: So how close are you to Ohio?

[11:04] !King_Amazon!: and then I started trying to break up her and her boyfriend

[11:04] !King_Amazon!: for whatever reason

[11:04] !King_Amazon!: I'm close to everywhere

[11:05] !King_Amazon!: I've actually been thinking about getting out of SLC

[11:05] !King_Amazon!: I dunno what will happen

[11:05] !King_Amazon!: taking it day by day

[11:05] !King_Amazon!: but I started trying to break them up

[11:05] !King_Amazon!: for some irrational reason

[11:05] HandOfHeaven: SLC?

[11:05] !King_Amazon!: I think it gave me joy

[11:05] !King_Amazon!: salt lake

[11:05] !King_Amazon!: Utah

[11:05] HandOfHeaven: Oh, damn

[11:05] HandOfHeaven: Gotcha.

[11:05] HandOfHeaven: Well, you probably did is because being an asshole is fun

[11:06] !King_Amazon!: yeah but it's my old friends O.O

[11:06] HandOfHeaven: Seriously, I get joy out of pulling mean pranks on people I don't like

[11:06] HandOfHeaven: oh....that's fucked up

[11:06] !King_Amazon!: And I'm pretty much trying to make my old friend go through the same shit I just went through

[11:06] !King_Amazon!: so I can sleep with his girlfriend

[11:06] !King_Amazon!: who is also my old friend

[11:06] !King_Amazon!: lol

[11:06] !King_Amazon!: that's why I'm going to hell

[11:06] !King_Amazon!: but

[11:07] !King_Amazon!: I actually feel like I'm falling for her

[11:07] !King_Amazon!: probably rebound though

[11:07] !King_Amazon!: that's why I'm taking it day by day

[11:07] !King_Amazon!: Only fools rush in

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[11:09] HandOfHeaven: Yeah, too true

[11:10] HandOfHeaven: Gotta test the waters. You're definitely going to hell, but this may work out for you

[11:10] !King_Amazon!: She's like my perfect match, so it seems

[11:10] !King_Amazon!: But I'm not naive enough to think it's that simple

[11:10] HandOfHeaven: Hopefully you don't get sucked in and then she finds the 'next best thing'

[11:10] !King_Amazon!: If it is a rebound, my best course of action is to slow down and keep my eyes open

[11:10] HandOfHeaven: Good plan

[11:11] !King_Amazon!: The fact that she's talking to me for such absurdly long hours pretty much means her relationship is screwed, though

[11:11] !King_Amazon!: I mean, her boyfriend is almost irrelevant

[11:11] HandOfHeaven: Try not to overthink it though. Sometimes overanalyzation will lead to paranoia

[11:11] !King_Amazon!: Yeah, I'm definitely doing a lot of that.

[11:11] !King_Amazon!: I know that:

[11:11] !King_Amazon!: at the very least

[11:11] !King_Amazon!: she's a cool chick I'd love to hang out with

[11:11] !King_Amazon!: and I'd bang her

[11:12] !King_Amazon!: and she smokes pot

[11:12] HandOfHeaven: The amount of contact that you and her are having resembles one of my friends' relationships, and they are going well. Hopefully you're not 'just a distraction'

[11:12] !King_Amazon!: Yeah

[11:12] !King_Amazon!: Also, too much of a good thing and all that

[11:12] !King_Amazon!: If we continue to talk for hours and hours and hours a day we'll get sick of each other

[11:12] HandOfHeaven: Understanding the female psychee (?) is too hard to do since it has so many facets

[11:12] !King_Amazon!: Which is why I'm continuing to try to develop my social life

[11:13] !King_Amazon!: Eh, it's not as hard as you think

[11:13] !King_Amazon!: It's only the little glitches that are problematic

[11:13] !King_Amazon!: Women are actually pretty easy to figure out, they're just prone to irrationality

[11:13] !King_Amazon!: And suddenly going batshiat insane

[11:13] !King_Amazon!: like Nikki

[11:13] !King_Amazon!: lol

[11:14] !King_Amazon!: I'm not convinced that this is a rebound though

[11:14] HandOfHeaven: I can understand most things about them, but going in depth is like uncharted territory

[11:14] !King_Amazon!: I'm not necessarily convinced that it isn't

[11:14] HandOfHeaven: Probably not, because you're not local

[11:14] !King_Amazon!: Well I was rebounding about a week ago

[11:14] !King_Amazon!: I came straight out and told a girl she was the girl of my dreams

[11:14] !King_Amazon!: v.v

[11:14] HandOfHeaven: Rofl

[11:14] !King_Amazon!: Good way to freak most girls out

[11:14] !King_Amazon!: She didn't freak out though

[11:14] HandOfHeaven: did you get in her pants?

[11:14] !King_Amazon!: Nah

[11:14] !King_Amazon!: I haven't even met her yet

[11:15] !King_Amazon!: which is actually kinda relevant

[11:15] !King_Amazon!: since I called her the woman of my dreams

[11:15] !King_Amazon!: I realize how pathetic it is

[11:15] !King_Amazon!: lol

[11:15] HandOfHeaven: ha ha ha

[11:15] !King_Amazon!: I was really high at the time

[11:15] !King_Amazon!: she is local though

[11:15] HandOfHeaven: I suppose that you mostly keep to yourself?

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