[05:35] System: Wiccan][V][asta
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[05:35] Wiccan][V][asta:
Swine Flu originated in my hometown: http://sheboyganpress.com/article/20...Sheboygan+teen |
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[07:31] D3V:
0wnt. |
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[07:47] System: Sum Yung Guy
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[07:47] Sum Yung Guy:
+1 Rep to Wiccan for starting a badass epedemic |
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[07:59] D3V:
hahahaal |
[08:08] D3V:
bbl |
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[08:34] System: !King_Amazon!
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[08:34] !King_Amazon!:
k |
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[08:36] D3V:
kk |
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[08:46] System: !King_Amazon!
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[08:46] !King_Amazon!:
lulz |
[09:06] System: !King_Amazon!
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[09:06] !King_Amazon!:
So |
[09:07] !King_Amazon!:
Anyone ever tried ativan? |
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[09:21] System: D3V
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[09:21] D3V:
notta. |
[09:24] System: !King_Amazon!
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[09:24] !King_Amazon!:
shit |
[09:24] !King_Amazon!:
so |
[09:24] !King_Amazon!:
dude |
[09:24] !King_Amazon!:
bout a year ago |
[09:24] !King_Amazon!:
I meet this dude named Alex |
[09:24] !King_Amazon!:
k |
[09:24] !King_Amazon!:
He's a /b/tard |
[09:24] !King_Amazon!:
I met him back when /b/ was protesting scientology |
[09:24] !King_Amazon!:
Me and him were the only ones to show up for one of the protests |
[09:24] !King_Amazon!:
so we hung out |
[09:25] !King_Amazon!:
I never talked to him again until like a week ago |
[09:25] !King_Amazon!:
I told him I'm not engaged anymore and I've got my own place, we should hang sometime etc. |
[09:25] !King_Amazon!:
so he was gonna come over this past sunday, and bring a friend |
[09:25] !King_Amazon!:
he's 19, his friend is 19 |
[09:25] !King_Amazon!:
we were gonna toke |
[09:25] !King_Amazon!:
then he asks me if he can bring another friend, also 19 |
[09:25] !King_Amazon!:
I'm like, sure why not |
[09:26] !King_Amazon!:
then like half an hour later |
[09:26] !King_Amazon!:
he texts me asking if he can bring two other friends, Lizzy and Mercedes |
[09:26] !King_Amazon!:
a couple of 15 year old jailbaits |
[09:28] D3V:
k leme read that |
[09:28] !King_Amazon!:
naturally, I said fuck no lol |
[09:29] !King_Amazon!:
I mean, jailbait is great and all, but jailbait is for looking, not getting high with |
[09:29] !King_Amazon!:
in your residence |
[09:29] !King_Amazon!:
with a bunch of pot |
[09:30] !King_Amazon!:
I could get in so much shit for that |
[09:31] D3V:
yah dude tell teh 15's to fuckoff. |
[09:31] !King_Amazon!:
so anyway, he's coming over by himself on Saturday lol |
[09:31] !King_Amazon!:
I was pretty much like |
[09:31] !King_Amazon!:
k dude let's hang you and me before we invite all of your friends lol |
[09:32] D3V:
yah for real. |
[09:32] D3V:
thats the thing though man, smoking is one of the most social things to do nowadays |
[09:32] !King_Amazon!:
and he's fucking talking about |
[09:32] !King_Amazon!:
each of us smoking an eighth |
[09:32] !King_Amazon!:
it takes me a fucking week to smoke an eighth smoking multiple times a day lol |
[09:33] D3V:
this kid does sound like an rtard |
[09:33] !King_Amazon!:
He's actually pretty cool, he's just crazy too |
[09:34] !King_Amazon!:
You'd never guess it looking at him |
[09:34] !King_Amazon!:
He looks like a fucking /b/tard |
[09:34] !King_Amazon!:
lol |
[09:34] D3V:
lol yah man I know the type |
[09:35] D3V:
me and my bros call his type "pud" |
[09:36] D3V:
there's two categories of smokers. Puds and non-puds. The non-puds can always point out the puds in any pud scenario that may be presented to them at any time. Even non-puds can have pud moments, and that's when the +/- system works. Something you do good gets a +1-5 and something retarded is a -1/5 |
[09:37] !King_Amazon!:
All I know is he's gonna get me either killed or arrested |
[09:37] !King_Amazon!:
or really high |
[09:37] D3V:
lol. |
[09:37] !King_Amazon!:
He's even gonna bring over his hookah |
[09:37] D3V:
man he's goin all out |
[09:38] D3V:
just don't let your apt turn into the hangout spot, those are the areas that always get hit. |
[09:38] System: Thanatos
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[09:38] Thanatos:
no one on the corner has swagger like us |
[09:40] D3V:
well hai |
[09:41] Thanatos:
WELLLLL HAIIIIII |
[09:42] D3V:
whats been up |
[09:42] Thanatos:
not a damn thing |
[09:42] Thanatos:
still bummin' it up |
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[09:43] D3V:
yeh? that really sucks man. |
[09:43] Thanatos:
meh it ain't so bad |
[09:44] Thanatos:
i've stepped up the job search hardcore so I'm positive I'll find something soon |
[09:44] D3V:
yeh yeh |
[09:44] D3V:
hell yeh, didnt u just get a certification somewhere or sumpin |
[09:44] System: !King_Amazon!
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[09:44] !King_Amazon!:
Fucking 15 year olds, seriously |
[09:44] !King_Amazon!:
WTF? |
[09:44] Thanatos:
yeah I hold 2 certifications |
[09:44] Thanatos:
need more though |
[09:45] !King_Amazon!:
I don't even think I'd get it on with a 15 year old |
[09:45] !King_Amazon!:
That's kinda young for me |
[09:45] Thanatos:
I let a 15 year old give me dome before :( |
[09:45] Thanatos:
I was 20 |
[09:46] Thanatos:
but in my defense, she was WAYYYY to fucking hot to be 15 |
[09:46] D3V:
haha thats a little different tho |
[09:46] D3V:
STILL gotta be careful.. haha |
[09:46] !King_Amazon!:
Maybe if I'm over at his place or some shit |
[09:46] !King_Amazon!:
I'm not doing anything at my place with anyone under 18 |
[09:46] Thanatos:
yeah i didnt bang her.. she was a virgin.. I was like NOOOO thx |
[09:46] !King_Amazon!:
hell, I don't think I'll do anything anywhere with anyone under 18 |
[09:46] D3V:
fuck it. |
[09:46] Thanatos:
i am not about to take some 15 year old's virginity |
[09:47] D3V:
just dont do it with some chick that actually knows you, i think dome would be okay 15-16 chick if she wanted too, im not gonna aruge. |
[09:47] !King_Amazon!:
I'm more worried about getting arrested |
[09:47] D3V:
argue* |
[09:47] !King_Amazon!:
And 15 year olds really aren't "hot" IMO |
[09:47] !King_Amazon!:
not most of them anyway |
[09:47] Thanatos:
^ that |
[09:47] !King_Amazon!:
I'd say around 17 is where it's at |
[09:47] Thanatos:
no... this chick... is banging |
[09:47] !King_Amazon!:
But I wouldn't go under 18 |
[09:47] D3V:
i agree |
[09:47] Thanatos:
she's as tall as I am |
[09:47] Thanatos:
doesn't look 15 |
[09:48] !King_Amazon!:
thing about 15 year olds |
[09:48] D3V:
my bros lil girlfriend just turned 16 and she looks nothing of it. |
[09:48] !King_Amazon!:
is angry fathers |
[09:48] Thanatos:
well yeah but it was at my apartment |
[09:49] D3V:
lol |
[09:49] Thanatos:
not like I'm hittin that at her house lol |
[09:49] Thanatos:
yo so get this |
[09:49] Thanatos:
my buddy went to jail like a month ago.. not too sure when he gets out, but his girlfriend has been ALL OVER my nuts since he's been in there |
[09:50] D3V:
hahaha.. |
[09:50] Thanatos:
so I might have obliged and fucked her |
[09:50] Thanatos:
not good? |
[09:50] D3V:
how long they been dating |
[09:50] D3V:
not good for him. |
[09:50] D3V:
great for you, the ball is in your court. |
[09:50] Thanatos:
like a year and a half |
[09:51] D3V:
ouch |
[09:51] D3V:
that puts a twist in it |
[09:51] Thanatos:
she's all like well i was gonna break up with him before he went to jail! |
[09:51] Thanatos:
yeah... he's my mexican ex-roommate |
[09:51] D3V:
didnt he give you problems as your roomate? |
[09:52] Thanatos:
fo sho |
[09:52] Thanatos:
but that gives me no excuse to fuck his girl lol |
[09:52] D3V:
do it up |
[09:52] !King_Amazon!:
bros before hos |
[09:52] D3V:
is she hot? |
[09:53] D3V:
1-10? |
[09:53] Thanatos:
butterface. her body is bangin but face is so-so |
[09:53] Thanatos:
i'd say 7 |
[09:53] Thanatos:
i'd never date her.. just fuck her |
[09:53] !King_Amazon!:
Totally not worth it then |
[09:53] Thanatos:
yeah i know |
[09:53] !King_Amazon!:
Just go find some chick at a bar or something |
[09:53] Thanatos:
but im in too deep now |
[09:54] D3V:
if she's on your nuts, i'd just hit it and quit it. |
[09:54] !King_Amazon!:
That's punny |
[09:54] D3V:
fuck it, she's gonna go have sex with someone else then, and your mexican exroomate will be pissed no matter what at his girl.. thats just me tho |
[09:55] Thanatos:
and honestly I tried to say no like 50 times but she kept persisting sending me sexy text messages.. "im horny.. what u want to do about that?" and shit.. AHHH my drunken mind could only thing "pussy pussy pussy pussy" |
[09:55] D3V:
lol shes a hoe anyways who cares |
[09:55] Thanatos:
bah fuck it |
[09:56] D3V:
what is she like 18-19? |
[09:56] Thanatos:
yeah 18 |
[09:59] !King_Amazon!:
She sounds like a slut |
[10:00] !King_Amazon!:
Wear a condom |
[10:00] D3V:
lol |
[10:00] D3V:
so I hear brett favre might go to minneSOTA |
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[10:09] Crazyfaxmachine:
oh really |
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[10:11] D3V:
yeah rly |
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[10:14] Crazyfaxmachine:
that's umm... interesting |
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[10:20] D3V:
so who are you |
[10:23] System: !King_Amazon!
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[10:23] !King_Amazon!:
YO MAMA |
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[10:44] System: Sum Yung Guy
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[10:44] Sum Yung Guy:
Chruser and Jess are on |
[10:44] Sum Yung Guy:
sic em! |
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[10:45] Jessifer:
Oh godz save meh! |
[10:45] Jessifer:
Hey! You're not on the list! |
[10:46] Sum Yung Guy:
The list? |
[10:46] Jessifer:
The "members online" list. |
[10:46] Sum Yung Guy:
I AM THE GOVERNMENT! |
[10:46] Jessifer:
Orly? |
[10:47] Sum Yung Guy:
yessum |
[10:47] Jessifer:
Hmm... |
[10:48] Jessifer:
So if I killed someone, could you cover it up for me? |
[10:49] Sum Yung Guy:
Are you asking me because you already did it? |