Chatbox log - 2009-04-30 - Zelaron Gaming Forum

[11:54] !King_Amazon!: Pretty much, Nikki saw that video, decided she doesn't want to be in a relationship right now and wants to go backpacking around the world for a few years

[11:54] !King_Amazon!: 2 days later, my car's engine threw a rod

[11:54] !King_Amazon!: I'm in an apartment I can't afford with a new car that has a hundred problems

[11:54] !King_Amazon!: A week or so later my father gets double pneumonia after having gotten over lung cancer a year ago

[11:55] !King_Amazon!: dies a couple days later

[11:55] !King_Amazon!: I decided to ask "what else could go wrong?"

[11:55] !King_Amazon!: I go out the next day and someone has barfed all over my white car

[11:55] Willkillforfood: cool video

[11:55] !King_Amazon!: go to the carwash and discover a leak in my driver's side window

[11:55] !King_Amazon!: get pink soapy shit all over me

[11:55] D3V: that is a cool video.

[11:56] D3V: what kind of car do you have?

[11:56] !King_Amazon!: now I smoke way more than I should

[11:56] !King_Amazon!: I had an escort

[11:56] Willkillforfood: The fuck? She saw that video and broke things off?

[11:56] !King_Amazon!: got a 95 taurus now

[11:56] !King_Amazon!: an old cop car

[11:56] !King_Amazon!: Yes

[11:56] D3V: ouch.

[11:56] !King_Amazon!: She's having an early mid-life crisis

[11:56] !King_Amazon!: She's changed completely

[11:56] Willkillforfood: No offense bud, but you're better off then. She sounds pretty flaky.

[11:56] !King_Amazon!: It's fucked up

[11:56] D3V: thats totally odd.. yeah

[11:56] !King_Amazon!: We'll see.

[11:56] Willkillforfood: At least she pulled this before you got married.

[11:56] !King_Amazon!: I'm living one day at a time now

[11:57] !King_Amazon!: It's hard trying to find reasons to live, though

[11:57] !King_Amazon!: I don't mean to sound suicidal

[11:57] D3V: fuck it man, you're single now, go out to whatever club is around and get some strange.

[11:57] !King_Amazon!: I'm just used to living my life for her

[11:57] Willkillforfood: Anyone who's going to change their entire life based off one poorly produced video isn't very logical :p.

[11:57] D3V: yeah it's hard thats how I was about a year ago.

[11:57] Willkillforfood: Man, I know it sucks, I've been there.

[11:57] Willkillforfood: But there's plenty of great girls out there.

[11:57] D3V: and all I can say is finding interest in a girl that has the same for you is the best remedy.

[11:57] !King_Amazon!: I don't think it was COMPLETELY the video

[11:57] !King_Amazon!: but women are insane like that

[11:58] Willkillforfood: Maybe not in Mormontopia, but you can get out of that hell hole eventually.

[11:58] !King_Amazon!: We both turned 21 recently

[11:58] !King_Amazon!: She's feeling like she's missing out on life

[11:58] !King_Amazon!: I mean, I don't even blame her

[11:58] Willkillforfood: It may take you a few weeks or months, but you'll feel better. It's how we're programmed.

[11:58] !King_Amazon!: our lives were already planned out

[11:58] !King_Amazon!: finish school, get a house, have a kid

[11:58] !King_Amazon!: marriage and all that shit

[11:58] !King_Amazon!: I actually feel a lot better now, honestly

[11:59] !King_Amazon!: It's been about a month

[11:59] Willkillforfood: Who's to say you can't travel when you get out of school?

[11:59] !King_Amazon!: I'm just treating her as a new person

[11:59] !King_Amazon!: The old her is dead

[11:59] Willkillforfood: That's te best time.

[11:59] !King_Amazon!: The new her is a bitch

[11:59] !King_Amazon!: I don't love the new her at all

[11:59] !King_Amazon!: But the new her is fucking hot as hell :P

[11:59] !King_Amazon!: and knows it

[11:59] Willkillforfood: Still living together?

[11:59] D3V: lol. that's a bad sign K_A

[11:59] D3V: ah.

[12:00] Willkillforfood: you still stuck together, KA?

[12:01] System: S2 AM has joined the chat

[12:01] S2 AM: Anyone want to play starcraft later tonight(assuming I can find my discs)? I'm all geared up now

[12:01] Willkillforfood: Lost my disc

[12:01] D3V: lost mine as well =[

[12:02] !King_Amazon!: Nah, she moved out the day she ended it

[12:02] S2 AM: Ya I've given blizzard lots of money over the years, I think I have three discs and keys lying around

[12:02] !King_Amazon!: She's in her own place now

[12:02] !King_Amazon!: She's kinda goth/punk now

[12:02] !King_Amazon!: And knows she's hot

[12:02] D3V: i'd move on, fuck her.

[12:02] !King_Amazon!: She's a bitch

[12:02] !King_Amazon!: I don't love her now at all

[12:02] !King_Amazon!: But I'd fuck her in a minute

[12:02] D3V: just be straight up about her, be like if you aren't going to try for me then I don't want anything to do with you either.

[12:02] D3V: good.

[12:03] !King_Amazon!: I do still consider her like a best friend, though

[12:03] !King_Amazon!: And she seems to feel the same way

[12:03] D3V: that sucks LOL..

[12:03] D3V: fuck her, I wouldn't even be friends with her.

[12:03] !King_Amazon!: I'm taking it a day at a time

[12:03] D3V: you'll think the same as me in a few more months, given things don't get better.

[12:04] !King_Amazon!: I'm already interested in other women and shit

[12:04] !King_Amazon!: I'm not sure what I want, though

[12:04] !King_Amazon!: On the one hand, I'd like to get laid

[12:04] Willkillforfood: lol, just go on with your life and catch up with her in a few years when you're wealthy. Make your own youtube video like it and send it to her.

[12:04] Willkillforfood: I would :)

[12:04] !King_Amazon!: On the other hand, I'd like a replacement of some sort, and potentially a life partner

[12:04] !King_Amazon!: two different kinds of chicks

[12:04] S2 AM: I vote with willkill, go on and then later on down the road when the dust settles you'll probably meet her anyways

[12:04] D3V: get a fuckbuddy for now.

[12:05] S2 AM: Maybe she'll get really fat or ugly and you'll be like "whew I dodged a bullet"

[12:05] S2 AM: happened to me heh

[12:05] !King_Amazon!: It's still hard

[12:05] Willkillforfood: Just go into these dates with these girls with the attitude that what it is is what it is. If you end up together and love each other, great. If not, then do it with her and move on until you do find "the one".

[12:05] D3V: yeah man what ur doing is good tho.

[12:05] S2 AM: eh that's why emotions are relative, take the good & bad

[12:06] Willkillforfood: S2, you back in AMERIKUH?

[12:06] S2 AM: lol ya i have been for a while

[12:06] S2 AM: I got out of the army 2 years ago I'm in college man

[12:06] Willkillforfood: Where do you go?

[12:06] S2 AM: Virginia Tech

[12:07] D3V: she probably found another dick to grind on and thats why shes questioning shit

[12:07] D3V: I know thats what happened to me, lulz.

[12:07] Willkillforfood: Nice, good school.

[12:07] S2 AM: speaking of which I gotta run I've got a quiz in about an hour

[12:07] Willkillforfood: What're you studying?

[12:07] Willkillforfood: k

[12:07] Willkillforfood: peace

[12:07] S2 AM: I'll see you guys later, maybe flesh out more ideas for the clan, starcraft has me hyped heh

[12:07] S2 AM: later

[12:07] D3V: peace out dude.

[12:08] !King_Amazon!: She seems pretty sincere about not wanting to be in a relationship

[12:08] !King_Amazon!: She doesn't even want to have sex and shit

[12:08] !King_Amazon!: "too serious"

[12:08] D3V: the best thing to do K_A, go to gym every time you feel down or w/e.. for one you'll get in better shape quick that way, and feel great about yourself. And there are always tons of chicks at most gyms.

[12:08] !King_Amazon!: I think she pretty much wants to just flirt and be a tease

[12:08] !King_Amazon!: She fucking loves the attention

[12:08] System: S2 AM has left the chat

[12:08] !King_Amazon!: I'm doing my best not to give it to her

[12:08] !King_Amazon!: But she's pretty fucking hot now.

[12:09] D3V: just picture her as being ugly, mental block any potential hotness and she'll come running back to you.

[12:09] D3V: she knows you know you think shes hot, and is using it pretty good against you.

[12:09] !King_Amazon!: Probably

[12:10] !King_Amazon!: I'm trying to just not talk to her at all

[12:10] !King_Amazon!: It's just fucking hard

[12:10] !King_Amazon!: It's like a starving man trying to fast

[12:10] D3V: yah man ull be straight eventually.

[12:10] !King_Amazon!: I'm trying to make myself more exciting, though

[12:10] D3V: yeah day to day is what youll have to do but sooner or later youll snap back outta it.

[12:10] !King_Amazon!: I was going rock climbing this weekend

[12:10] !King_Amazon!: Bad weather, though :-/

[12:11] !King_Amazon!: Still planning on getting my bike

[12:11] Willkillforfood: Yea, work out and you'll have more confidence, and be more attractive to girls.

[12:11] !King_Amazon!: Still planning to hit up amsterdam, and probably meet up with SYG :P

[12:11] !King_Amazon!: I want some of that white widow

[12:12] !King_Amazon!: I'm trying to be more social, as well

[12:12] !King_Amazon!: IRL, I'm pretty shy and antisocial

[12:12] !King_Amazon!: But I've discovered that I'm funny as hell around other women for some reason

[12:12] !King_Amazon!: Every time I'm around them they're laughing their asses off

[12:13] !King_Amazon!: I'm not gonna chase pussy though

[12:13] D3V: K_A I think we're a lot more alike then we give each other credit for..

[12:13] D3V: IRL that is.

[12:13] !King_Amazon!: Like Grav told me, don't chase pussy, pussy chases you

[12:13] !King_Amazon!: Probably

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