Chatbox log - 2008-12-10 - Zelaron Gaming Forum

[09:49] D3V: yeah ferrr real, its so damn addicting. like my brothers went and got D2:battlechest or w/e last sat.. so I got this today and two of my buddies I used to play with back in like..jr high are picking it up as well

[09:49] Thanatos: hah nice

[09:49] Thanatos: I was hardcore addicted to that game

[09:50] Thanatos: I probably suck now.. it's a lot of fast clicking

[09:50] D3V: yeah man hotkeying, adjusting and plotting.

[09:50] Thanatos: yeah.. I forgot all the hotkeys

[09:51] D3V: I was getting beat by dumbass 12 year olds, it was quite a reality check.

[09:51] Thanatos: lmao

[09:51] Thanatos: at least there's no mic in that game

[09:51] Thanatos: I don't want to hear 11 year olds talking shit to me

[09:52] D3V: hahaha...

[09:52] D3V: yeah because arguing back with an 11 year old makes you look retarded as well

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[09:58] Thanatos: lol

[09:58] Thanatos: i still do it on halo

[10:00] D3V: yah i probably would

[10:00] D3V: if they're on halo its fair game.

[10:00] Thanatos: i swear to god.. xbox live is home to at least 10,000 shit-talking faggots

[10:01] Thanatos: I more or less just mute everyone when the game starts now

[10:02] D3V: hahahaha...

[10:03] D3V: sounds comical, makes it almost worth getting a 360

[10:03] Thanatos: it is worth it..

[10:03] Thanatos: so many good games

[10:04] Thanatos: why do I have that "I Jizz my Pants" song stuck in my head?

[10:05] D3V: its been stuck in my head for 3 days now dude.. it's normal.

[10:07] Thanatos: yeah but if you're caught singing that outloud how the fuck do you explain it to someone?

[10:08] D3V: DUDE!

[10:08] Thanatos: ?

[10:08] D3V: That happened to me during my exam yesterday.. this girl next to me and I was like DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[10:08] D3V: this girl next to me was like wtf are you singing?*

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[10:08] Grav: jizz

[10:08] D3V: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

[10:09] D3V: the dude in that video is the guy from hotrod.

[10:10] Thanatos: lol

[10:10] Thanatos: yeah it's andy samberg from SNL

[10:11] D3V: yah

[10:11] Thanatos: I can just see you sitting taking a test.. it's all quiet and you're like "And I.. Jizz in my pants!"

[10:11] Thanatos: lmao

[10:11] D3V: dude I was seriously like hummin it and our teacher walked outta the room and it broke out a bit more and the girl seriously was like... W T F

[10:12] D3V: I could not think of how to explain it other than "just look it up on Youtube" which didn't make it any better

[10:12] Thanatos: hahahah

[10:12] D3V: haha, and even better I got to work later that day and the girl at work was like HEeyyyy I read one of your bullitens, something about.. jizzing in your pants? I was scared to open it what's that all about

[10:12] Thanatos: you should have asked her for a paper towel

[10:12] D3V: lol

[10:13] D3V: grabbed my crotch and run out of the classroom

[10:13] D3V: that video has like 3 million views in .. 3-4 days? that's a lot.

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[10:17] -Spector-: Nibble blutter

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[10:20] -Spector-: Damn, I fail at conversation starters.

[10:23] -Spector-: Share the rep love TR, you're killing us all :(

[10:32] Thanatos: I'll hook it up

[10:32] Thanatos: I think I +repped you recently?

[10:32] -Spector-: w00t

[10:33] -Spector-: Yeah, on that incest thread with Asamin rofl

[10:33] -Spector-: How many points do you have now anyway? Like 700+ ?

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[10:36] Thanatos: i have 529

[10:39] -Spector-: Nice

[10:41] -Spector-: Hey, come up to Michigan sometime and we'll party

[10:42] Thanatos: heh i could

[10:42] Thanatos: you're in to some crazy shit

[10:42] Thanatos: tho

[10:42] Thanatos: im all about the bud and thats it :D

[10:43] -Spector-: lol I'm down for just drinking and smokin, I don't have to do all the extras, they're just fun

[10:43] -Spector-: Like I'd come down to Indy, but I'm in lack of a license until February lol

[10:44] Thanatos: which reminds me.. my license is suspended right now

[10:44] Thanatos: shit.. gotta take care of that

[10:44] -Spector-: Haha, why?

[10:44] Thanatos: i didn't pay a speeding ticket

[10:44] Thanatos: and apparently that means your license gets suspended

[10:45] Thanatos: but i thought I paid it..

[10:45] -Spector-: ouch, which actually reminds me

[10:45] -Spector-: I have to go pay a speeding ticket from months ago

[10:45] -Spector-: I've already got a warrent out it's so late

[10:46] -Spector-: But last time I walked into pay a ticket I got arrested.. I really don't want to walk into that trap again.

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[11:16] Thanatos: do they notify you if you have a warrant out?

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[11:19] D3V: they are supposed to send you a letter

[11:19] Thanatos: hmm.. better go check my dad's house before I go pay this ticket

[11:19] D3V: you can call your county office and ask about it.

[11:20] Thanatos: fuck cops man...

[11:20] Thanatos: gotta be a dick and set a speeding trap when im late to work

[11:21] Thanatos: Oh here ya go here's $225 that i don't need!

[11:23] D3V: hahaha... seriously

[11:23] D3V: how many tickets you have now?

[11:24] Thanatos: uhh just 2 unpaid

[11:24] Thanatos: but they happened at the same time

[11:24] D3V: oh i gotcha.. that sucks dude.

[11:24] Thanatos: one for speeding and one for expired plates.. but my plates are good now.. but my license isnt

[11:24] Thanatos: rofl

[11:24] Thanatos: FUCK

[11:24] D3V: i'd call the county police office and ask about it.

[11:25] D3V: I doubt they will put a warrant out for that, but they might dick you with more fines if you don't pay up, or possibly suspended your license for longer.

[11:25] Thanatos: im gonna just try and pay through mail

[11:25] Thanatos: so i dont have to go anywhere

[11:26] D3V: yeah that's straight, send a check though just incase somethin happens to the mail

[11:26] D3V: lol

[11:28] Thanatos: once again, fuck cops

[11:28] D3V: i agree.

[11:28] D3V: well maybe not fuck cops, fuck the judicial system in general.

[11:28] D3V: if they didn't have a quota to meet they probably wouldn't be such assclowns.

[11:28] Thanatos: fuck that too

[11:28] Thanatos: fuck em all

[11:29] D3V: lol

[11:30] D3V: how fast were you going

[11:30] Thanatos: like 57 in a 45

[11:30] D3V: meh... that's almost bs

[11:30] Thanatos: wait hold on i have the ticket on me lawl

[11:30] D3V: lol

[11:31] D3V: you have any besides just these two

[11:31] D3V: ?*

[11:31] Thanatos: oh my bad

[11:31] Thanatos: it was 48 in a 35

[11:31] Thanatos: but I have no idea why it's 35 there.. it's a fucking state highway

[11:31] D3V: lol.

[11:31] D3V: we have an area like that I think its under permanent construction or something, lol.

[11:31] D3V: 48 in a 35 is bullshit.

[11:32] Thanatos: yeah no kidding

[11:32] Thanatos: and while he had me pulled over he flagged somebody else down too

[11:32] Thanatos: he pulled a car over on foot.. fucking asshole

[11:32] D3V: what a cock sucker, if I EVER see a cop flagging me down I just keep driving.

[11:32] Thanatos: lol

[11:33] Thanatos: that lady should have

[11:33] D3V: fuck that, i've driven off like 3-4 different times when one of my buddies have gotten pulled over and he flags me down to stop and I keep going

[11:33] Thanatos: he would have let me go and chased after her

[11:33] D3V: possibly.

[11:33] D3V: I figure if I'm getting pulled over anyways just make them come and actually pull me over, just claim you didn't see 'em

[11:33] D3V: or wave back, that would be hilarious.. haha

[11:33] Thanatos: that's how I got arrested! he let the lady go that he had pulled over and got in his car and caught up with me 5 minutes later

[11:34] D3V: oh no shit? LULZ

[11:34] Thanatos: and omg im a criminal and must go to jail because i have 2 grams of some of the shittiest weed i've ever smoked

[11:34] Thanatos: im such a danger to society!

[11:34] Thanatos: im gonna get high and cause a 10 care pileup

[11:34] Thanatos: fucking joke

[11:35] D3V: dude 2g? LUL

[11:35] D3V: pudstat for sure, that fuckin blows. My buddy got a citation for 1.4 like less than a month ago.

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[11:36] Thanatos: yes. I got arrested, sent to jail. 80 hours of community service. and 120 hours of a drug abuse class. For 2 grams of marijauna

[11:36] Thanatos: The net result cost me about $3,500 when it was all said and done

[11:36] D3V: that's some BULLSHIT.

[11:37] Thanatos: No shit

[11:37] Thanatos: I got tied up and raped by Johnson County

[11:38] D3V: hahahah that's hilarious

[11:38] Thanatos: if I was in my own fucking county it would have been a ticket, if that

[11:38] D3V: you should've been on true life "i'm getting raped by my own country"

[11:38] Thanatos: but noooooooooo i just had to go hang out with this bitch in another town

[11:38] Thanatos: I should have dude

[11:38] Thanatos: seriously it just pisses me off thinking about it

[11:38] Thanatos: when there are states/counties in this country where you can have up to an ounce on you and you're fucking fine.

[11:39] D3V: watch this it'll make you feel better

[11:39] D3V: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_o-v...c-HM-fresh+div

[11:39] Thanatos: But in Johnson County, Indiana? 2 grams and you get R-A-P-E-D

[11:39] D3V: yeah.

[11:39] D3V: duval and clay county both here are like that.

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