[01:00] !King_Amazon!:
Sometimes Mitch really gets me cracking up |
[01:00] !King_Amazon!:
and then I realize that it's only funny because it's so fucking random |
[01:00] !King_Amazon!:
but it's still really funny |
[01:00] !King_Amazon!:
SO THERE |
[01:00] D3V:
dude I agree. |
[01:00] !King_Amazon!:
""Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Man, every picture is a picture of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I was older." You son of a bitch, where'd you get that camera." |
[01:01] !King_Amazon!:
But then everything he says makes perfect sense, too |
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[08:29] System: Thanatos
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[08:29] Thanatos:
LOL |
[08:29] Thanatos:
I love Mitch Hedberg dude |
[08:29] Thanatos:
My favorite comedian of all time |
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[09:23] Wolfturn:
I like "Cheez-its" |
[09:23] Wolfturn:
Seriously.. |
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[09:38] !King_Amazon!:
Yeah, Mitch Hedberg is the best |
[09:38] !King_Amazon!:
His delivery is what makes it so great |
[09:39] !King_Amazon!:
"I saw a dude, he was wearing a leather jacket, and at the same time he was eating a hamburger and drinking a glass of milk. I said to him "Dude, you're a cow. The metamorphasis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I'll tip you over."" |
[09:40] !King_Amazon!:
It's too bad he died young |
[09:41] !King_Amazon!:
Now we're stuck with tards like Carlos Mencia |
[09:41] !King_Amazon!:
And waaaay overrated Dane Cook |
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[09:55] System: Thanatos
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[09:55] Thanatos:
"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was "HH", so I went to the side, I found the "H" button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin' potato chips came out, man, 'cause they had a "HH" button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of "HH". I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god, dammit dammit" |
[09:55] Thanatos:
"Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?" |
[09:55] Thanatos:
Fuckin comedic genius man |
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[10:28] !King_Amazon!:
AGREE |
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[12:51] System: jamer123
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[12:51] jamer123:
hello |
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[12:59] jamer123:
grr i hate laptops |
[13:02] System: burger king
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[13:02] burger king:
me 2 |
[13:02] burger king:
grrr |
[13:04] jamer123:
hey |
[13:04] burger king:
what? |
[13:05] jamer123:
im on the site for the airplane |
[13:05] burger king:
why |
[13:05] jamer123:
http://www.radioshack.com/product/in...ductId=2608128 becouse to send it to you |
[13:06] jamer123:
look at it youll like it |
[13:06] jamer123:
its a link click on it |
[13:06] burger king:
no |
[13:06] jamer123:
y |
[13:07] burger king:
how u get pitures on profile |
[13:07] jamer123:
then look at my computer |
[13:07] burger king:
ok |
[13:08] jamer123:
you like it |
[13:08] burger king:
yea |
[13:09] jamer123:
you should get one when you go to walmart and stuff |
[13:10] jamer123:
look at it on the link were i dont have to show it to you |
[13:11] jamer123:
you cant right now but its in cp then avitar then for now the web adress |
[13:11] jamer123:
you can with that way |
[13:13] burger king:
???? |
[13:13] burger king:
we better put em back |
[13:13] jamer123:
gtg |
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[14:08] D3V:
well haiiiiii |
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[14:46] System: -Spector-
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[14:46] -Spector-:
sex sex sex and don't forget the violence. |
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[14:50] D3V:
terracotta pie! |
[14:51] D3V:
BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA, TERRACOTTA PIEEEEEEEEEEE |
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[14:51] Thanatos:
thats what she said |
[14:55] D3V:
I like that teal you have Thanatos, it's nice. Jaguar colors. |
[14:55] D3V:
TEAL BABY! DUUUUUUUUU-VALLLLLLLLLLLLL |
[14:56] Thanatos:
why are you so crazy lately? |
[14:56] Thanatos:
You get permanently stoned? |
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[15:03] D3V:
I'm not right now, i'm okay actually. |
[15:03] D3V:
It has actually worn off. |
[15:04] D3V:
I did last night though, JEBUS! |
[15:04] Thanatos:
I dont see how you can be high the day after |
[15:05] Thanatos:
especially if you're making it a habit and it sounds like you are |
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[15:07] D3V:
I don't know either. |
[15:07] D3V:
I'm good now though, it's been odd. Like I'd keep zoning out for most of the day. We had some pretty dank shit but that shouldn't really matter. |
[15:09] Thanatos:
know what I think? |
[15:09] Thanatos:
i think you're a PUSSY |
[15:10] D3V:
you are what you eat, DICK. |
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[15:11] -Spector-:
I like pussy |
[15:11] -Spector-:
yum |
[15:11] D3V:
eating = lame. If you have to eat it you're prolly doing something wrong. |
[15:12] Thanatos:
you dont eat puss? |
[15:13] -Spector-:
I think it tastest tangy. |
[15:13] -Spector-:
tastes* |
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[15:17] D3V:
i'd rather not |
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[15:45] System: !King_Amazon!
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[15:45] !King_Amazon!:
Eating pussy rocks |
[15:45] !King_Amazon!:
If you think otherwise you're a faggot |
[15:45] !King_Amazon!:
And you're gay |
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[15:50] System: D3V
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[15:50] D3V:
Not true. |
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[18:02] System: D3V
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[18:02] D3V:
lies. |
[18:02] D3V:
lolwut |
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[18:18] Medieval Bob:
Eating pussy is for bitches. |
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[18:23] D3V:
my point exactly. |
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[18:30] System: !King_Amazon!
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[18:30] !King_Amazon!:
At least I have pussy to eat! |
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[18:39] System: Willkillforfood
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[18:39] Willkillforfood:
omg free time |
[18:39] Willkillforfood:
:D |
[18:51] Willkillforfood:
so, wtf is up with this grav thing? |
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[18:53] HandOfHeaven:
it's confusing... |
[18:54] Willkillforfood:
okay? |
[18:54] Willkillforfood:
lol |
[18:55] Willkillforfood:
well |
[18:55] Willkillforfood:
Are they the same person? |
[18:56] HandOfHeaven:
I have no idea...it's confusing... |
[18:57] Willkillforfood:
is there any post that might clue me in? |
[18:58] HandOfHeaven:
Not sure, but I just noticed that StarvingRogue's posts and his were merged, and was like WTF |
[18:58] HandOfHeaven:
he's been gone for nearly 5 months |
[18:59] Willkillforfood:
Yea |
[19:01] HandOfHeaven:
Well, off to get tacos |
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[19:02] Willkillforfood:
cya |
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[19:46] Tuttifrutti:
:O |
[19:46] Willkillforfood:
hi tutti |
[19:46] Tuttifrutti:
Hi wkff. How are you |
[19:47] Willkillforfood:
Ahh, stressed. School really kicked in and I wasn't prepared, so I've spent a lot of time this week getting caught up. |
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[19:49] Wallow:
I've spent most of today moping over a Pre-Calc test I have to take tommorow |
[19:49] Wallow:
=/ |
[19:51] Tuttifrutti:
Hi Wallow. |
[19:52] Tuttifrutti:
Or not. |
[19:53] Wallow:
or yes |
[19:56] Willkillforfood:
ah |
[19:56] Willkillforfood:
pre-calc isn't so bad |
[19:59] Tuttifrutti:
I'm trying to buy a phone on alltel.com and i'm getting confused. |
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[20:01] Xenn:
alltel is so dumb |
[20:01] Xenn:
or at least the commercials are |
[20:02] Xenn:
they make fun of the other phone companies but i heard verizon is gonna buy alltel |
[20:02] Wallow:
Verizon < Atnt |
[20:02] Xenn:
yeah |
[20:02] Xenn:
but its just funny |
[20:02] Xenn:
of course if youre getting att just for an iphone youre kind of a douche |
[20:03] Wallow:
lol |
[20:03] Tuttifrutti:
It is buying Alltel. |
[20:03] Wallow:
Not my case, btw is your appostrophe button malfunctioning? |
[20:03] Tuttifrutti:
Just don't know when it's gonna go into effect. |
[20:03] Wallow:
youre +P |
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[20:07] Willkillforfood:
hookers |
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[20:21] Willkillforfood:
Lenny is the only person on earth as pale as me. |
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[20:23] D3V:
LOL. |
[20:23] D3V:
look how many damn people are online, WTF. |
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[20:59] Tuttifrutti:
I died. |
[20:59] Willkillforfood:
oh? |
[20:59] Willkillforfood:
how'd that go? :p |
[21:00] Tuttifrutti:
It was exhilarating. :P |
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[21:00] D3V:
huh |
[21:00] Tuttifrutti:
He made me do 2 suicides. It was suicide. |
[21:00] Tuttifrutti:
We played tennis. |
[21:00] D3V:
oh true, suicides are fun. |
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[21:01] Tuttifrutti:
Not really. |
[21:02] D3V:
haha.. hmm |
[21:02] Tuttifrutti:
I hate being a fatty. |
[21:02] Tuttifrutti:
It's depressing. |
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[21:02] HandOfHeaven:
Wordup? |