And why do you need to go through the embassy? I do not understand.
Toast cannot be spread!

Ahh, I've just woke up, I'm tired as hell but I have to call the Swedish embassy (they work ONLY from 10 to 12 PM, yes, two hours a day ).

Hmm, ever thought spreading the toast on the butter?

Devil and Noob are your minions? They come spite me; but not with love. I do not spread love; I spread butter on toast.

Haha, oh no, my guards are unarmed. They use love! and yourself?

Now, do you yourself spread such love or do your royal guards?

YES. I HAVE EVILLY CONQUERED EACH OF THE WORLD'S ZERO CORNERS.

...oh, I guess that if I did so, it would have been to spread love amongst people.

Hah! Royal Guards, hey? You seem to have a vast army at your command residing in all corners of the world. Intimidating! Yessss.

WHO DISTURBS MY BEAUTY SLEEP? ROYAL GUARDS! BRING ME THE ASSASSIN'S HEAD! BLINDING IGNORANCE DOES MISLEAD US! NOW!

Ah, it's you!

I'll spare your life, but only because I like you!

Haha.

Pssst.