High pitched noise from my monitor.

[!King_Amazon!]

When I put my monitor on high resolution true color it freaks out and starts spitting out this horrible noise sometimes and it makes me want to smack it with my dog.

[Sovereign]

How big is your dog?

[!King_Amazon!]

About that big.

[Sovereign]

Awsome! That's so small though, I doubt it would even phase the mighty monitor.

[!King_Amazon!]

Fix it. Fix it now.

[Sovereign]

/me fixes it

/w !King_amazon! i fixed it

[!King_Amazon!]

It's not fixed.

[Sovereign]

Kick it then. All my technological problems have been fixed by providing a small 'tap' to the malfunctioning electronic.

[Raziel]

It's the ants, King. They're in your monitor now!

[!King_Amazon!]

I just felt something bite my leg and it was either a flea or an ant (it felt like an ant) so I'm about to break out the can.

[Raziel]

Let those bastards have it!

"I love the smell of Raid in the morning."

[Sovereign]

Have you ever stopped to actually smell that stuff... I was spraying around, and a wind gust came through the window or something. It blew the fumes in my face...

Yuck.

[‡AC‡]

your monitor doesnt support the rez, it too damned old.
i know i had this problem till i boughjt a new monitor,zel looks so much better in 1152x864.

Use the Raid flea carpet spary,that shit can kill anything.

[!King_Amazon!]

Well my monitor came with my computer which is not even a year old so I doubt that.

[‡AC‡]

ok use the raid

[kockblocker1]

Well my monitor came with my computer which is not even a year old so I doubt that.

If it's under a year then it should still be under warranty. Take it back and demand a new monitor.

[Grav]

Hopefully he didn't get it from CompUSA.

[-Spector-]

why ?

[Slim]

Comp USA charges a 15% restocking fee according to maddox, I've never shopped there myself.

[Sovereign]

http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=compusa_sucks

[!King_Amazon!]

I got it from dell.

[Penny_Bags]

Drill a hole in the side of your monitor. Lube it up real nice, and fuck the hell out of it.

[Tyrannicide]

Drill a hole in the side of your monitor. Lube it up real nice, and fuck the hell out of it.
ROFL, can you make holes that small?

[Grav]

Now what WOULD be a challenge is creating a hole small enough that your brain wouldn't fit through it cleanly.

[!King_Amazon!]

ROFL, can you make holes that small?
Was that a joke? I forgot, this is the flame forum isn't it?

[Tyrannicide]

Yes it was a joke...an add on from Penny_Bags post. Dont take it seriously.

Just return ur moniter, or hit it a lot to make it work.

[Tyrannicide]

edit ur post so that makes more sense.

[Grav]

edit ur post so that makes more sense.

Now I'm pretty sure you cannot read.

[Slim]

Nevermind, I missed something.

[Tyrannicide]

Read or write?That is the question.

P.S. I ment change it so it says: try to make a hole big enuff that my brain would fit through it.

SPAMZOR

Back on topic. My moniter messes up, so i smash it til it works. It is fun :)

[Grav]

Read it again, you blind bastards.

A hole small enough that his brain CANNOT fit through it.

[Tyrannicide]

Read my last reply dumbass.

I was saying that ur post is inaccurate!!!

[symnzXx]

wow, glad to see i'm not the only one who reads maddox.

[Slim]

Read his last reply dumbass, his post was accurate.

[Grav]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YOU'RE SO STUPID!!

If you're READING WHAT I WROTE, it has nothing to do with your WRITING skills!!

[Tyrannicide]

This is what I said..

P.S. I ment change it so it says: try to make a hole big enuff that my brain would fit through it

Do you understand that Grav? Or is it to complictaed?

[Grav]

It's not "complictaed", it's absolutely asinine. Do you enjoy making a fraud of yourself every chance you get?

[Slim]

Yes, but your brain isn't big. At all.

[!King_Amazon!]

I feel pretty stupid after reading this thread and the sad thing is I started it.

[Tyrannicide]

Good one. Show some proof that my brain is not big.

fuck.

[Slim]

complictaed?

Enough said.

[Tyrannicide]

Im not making a fraud of myself, but do u enjoy making a complete ass of urself all the time. No body likes u, go home.

[Grav]

Stop speaking in the third person.

[Tyrannicide]

OMFG!!! ONE FUCKING TYPO!!! That prooves shit.

[Grav]

That prooves shit.

Repeated typos do, though.

[Slim]

prooves

Need I search the rest of your posts for fuck ups?

[Tyrannicide]

Not really, i dont care about typo's. I'm not a grammer or spelling bitch. I dont want to take ur spot grav.

Typo's dont prove anything. I typed to fast, whoopy do.

I aam smaartr than yoou.

[Tyrannicide]

Knock urself out.

Tyrannicide doesn't care wut u think about my typo's or mispellings. No one else cares.

[Slim]

Your typos don't say anything? What about your posts, they're pretty damn stupid.

[Tyrannicide]

Ur pretty damn stupid. look, my name is Slim and Grav... I use insults from grade 2, but that makes me smart. wow.

Do u not grasp the idea that people slack off when posting on the internet?

[Slim]

Interesting, I slack off as well but don't manage to make myself look like a fucking buffoon.

[Tyrannicide]

Im not making myself look like a buffoon. I am messing around, getting u and grav all excited cuzz u think ur actually out smarting someone for once.