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EX-Mania
2003-09-26, 03:36 PM
Just so we get to know people on the boards a little more:
What health problems do you have (if any) and describe how they affect your life.. just for shits and to get to know what kind of people we have on this forum, i have one but it is kinda embarrassing.. ill post it later :p and by the way, u can all guess what i have.. if nobody guesses ill just post it later on but yea.. lets hear what health problems you have, doesnt have to be serious.. just existant :p
platnum
2003-09-26, 03:44 PM
i have a small vsd (heart murmur), and ADD.
Kuja`s #1
2003-09-26, 03:46 PM
Well, when I was four, I got a form of Cancer called Burkett's Lymphoma. I had a tumor located about five inches above my right eye. My vision was completely oblitterated in my right eye and my left eye can only see half of what a normal person could see with their eyes.
I got an infection in my left eye when I was seven. I have had numerous accounts of nose bleeds, ear infections, Pneumonia and stuff like that in my life.
I would just like to add that my Cancer has a 1% chance of coming back. This is my tenth year in remission.
I think that I may have a heart disease, yes at age 16, and possibly testicle cancer, I haven't went to the doctor yet, I doubt I have it though. I say I may have a heart disease is because sometimes I'll have chest pains, like where I can't move, then it'll go away. No idea what it is..... But other than that I am as healthy as can be.
And I think Kuja's disease is SmallDickCancer, or BeenRammedInTheAssCaner.
haha SHITS AND GIGGLES!
J/k
Kuja`s #1
2003-09-26, 05:30 PM
Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters F & U.
Well, I only have one problem and thats a bloody nose. I get lots of nosebleeds. I went to the doctor and he said there's like a small hole in my nose that gets dried out and if I touch my nose or I bump into something it can open up and start bleeding madly, sometimes it even starts if I don't do shit. I always thought it was the "Rubber Band Incident" which some of you know about 'cause I think I talked about it in the past. But yeah, I sometimes use my "special ability" to get out of class at school when I need to. :D
Well i have only one heart problem and it s caused by ads !
It just make me sick when they start to pop-up.
Cool, Ima hack ur computer and do mass pop-ups :D. j/k
Adrenachrome
2003-09-26, 05:59 PM
No health problems at all.
I do have a steel ankle though.
RoboticSilence
2003-09-26, 06:43 PM
ADD... eekkfdekdksdk~~!@@@###2411324OMGGEG D G!!!
uncapped
2003-09-26, 07:06 PM
I just broke my hand a few hours ago.
EX-Mania
2003-09-26, 07:37 PM
Just a little while and i'll tell you mine, alot of immature people on this forum so.. im holding back.. its nothing physical or dangerous.. thers a tip incase ppl try to guess
!King_Amazon!
2003-09-26, 07:46 PM
I think that I may have a heart disease, yes at age 16, and possibly testicle cancer, I haven't went to the doctor yet, I doubt I have it though. I say I may have a heart disease is because sometimes I'll have chest pains, like where I can't move, then it'll go away. No idea what it is..... But other than that I am as healthy as can be.
And I think Kuja's disease is SmallDickCancer, or BeenRammedInTheAssCaner.
haha SHITS AND GIGGLES!
J/k
That's simply growing pains, I've gotten them too, and I still get them, and I have friends that get them too. Hurts like hell though, like someone is stabbing you huh? Sometimes I can't even breath and I have to hold my breath for a while, or just breath really fast and it will hurt like hell then go away.
Anyway, I'm also bi-polar, as I might have told some of you before. Kinda sucks, but I get depressed more than anything else. I have severe mood swings sometimes too, and sometimes I can get mad and do stupid shit really easy, but most of the time it takes a lot to make me mad.
Also, I've broken my right pinky about 8 or so times now, and sometimes it just hurts for no reason, usually before it rains(dunno why.) I always break it from punching people or things, I hook left a bit too much.
Sovereign
2003-09-26, 07:47 PM
Ex-mania, do you have erectile dysfunction -_-? Well i have A.D.D., im bipolar, and clinically diagnosed wiht depression.
EX-Mania
2003-09-26, 07:56 PM
Nope sovereign, my dick's doing fine lol.. it's more psychological.. but it shows onthe outside.. No. I'm not retarded.. my I.Q is 136 so I act normal too
!King_Amazon!
2003-09-26, 07:59 PM
You smoked too much once, so your eyes are permenantly blood shot?
EX-Mania
2003-09-26, 08:02 PM
That would be physical.. anyways what r ur disabilties ppl?
Hades-Knight
2003-09-26, 08:09 PM
Im estitic(sp?)
if you dont know....Its when you dont shit a lot...it really causes a problem in the long run sot hats why im changing my diet and stuff, eating lots of cucumber and salad.When necessary laxtative =(
its horrible , my adviso to you is "poop whenever you feel like doing it"
i got this symptom coz when i was younger i used to postpone shiting for hours, then days then like a week.
Adrenachrome
2003-09-26, 08:14 PM
ADD is an excuse for bad parenting, or lack of discipline, funny how it became widely diagnosed when beating kids was decidedly bad.
Holy shit, thats a load off, yeah, me and my friends get em too, it feels like somebody takes a rusty knife and rams it into your chest, fucking hurts, you just have to hold still for like 20 seconds until it goes away. Thats good to know that it is growing pains, my friends say they get em too, we're all sorta stumped on wtf it was.
I think that I may be depressed, I'm not clinically depressed, but not sure... I think I might even be Bi-polar, as some say they are, sometimes I'll be in a hyper-ass mood, bouncing off of walls, running around, then bout an hour later I'll be fucking angry and shit for no reason, someone walks by, i'll fucking just go off. No explainable reason, I've got a doctor's appointment like next month, hopefully they'll give me painkillers or something to 'ease the pain'
I really honestly do think I have a.d.d. When I was young i used to be really really hyper, like I couldn't hold still. Happened all the time in school, its not as bad anymore, but sitting in a class for an hour is almost impossible for me, I can't stand sitting STILL for a long period of time, I just cant pay attention, and then I get in trouble, refferal, office, phone call to parents, grounded, etc. Oh well, though .
Odd, I can't stand moving for an extended period of time.
As in, thirty seconds.
undeadzombieguy
2003-09-27, 02:29 AM
When I was 7 years old I had a earinfection in my left ear, there was even blood comming out of it. Now my hearing on my left ear is only +/- 85%
When I was 11 I had an external tumor in the corner of my left eye, it was pretty big and annoying, but not blocking my vision or harmfull in any way. after 20 minutes surgery it was then cut off, but 1 month later it started to come back. I needed another operation but this time it succeeded and it never came back :)
Eddie_Perez
2003-09-27, 02:36 AM
Flat feet... it suxs... prevents me from doing long duration activities.... i.e. marathons...
"angel" of war
2003-09-27, 03:22 AM
When i was less than one year old i had a terrible seisure and slipped into a coma, my family thought i was dead. It hasn't happened since, but sometimes i get a sort of fit, they have about a month between them at the least, also my mind sometimes wonders and my memory is fucked up(i can remember a song from preschool but i sometimes forget what im doing at the moment im doing it) and i had a minor speech problem but i fixed it. All of these problems are traced to that seisure which nearly cost me my life but cost me really minor brain damage. Now im just scared that i might have a brain tumor and my memory has gotten worst.
!King_Amazon!
2003-09-27, 06:12 AM
When i was less than one year old i had a terrible seisure and slipped into a coma, my family thought i was dead. It hasn't happened since, but sometimes i get a sort of fit, they have about a month between them at the least, also my mind sometimes wonders and my memory is fucked up(i can remember a song from preschool but i sometimes forget what im doing at the moment im doing it) and i had a minor speech problem but i fixed it. All of these problems are traced to that seisure which nearly cost me my life but cost me really minor brain damage. Now im just scared that i might have a brain tumor and my memory has gotten worst.
http://my.webmd.com/search/search_results?query=epilepsy&filter=mywebmd_all_filter (http://www.seizurerobots.com)
Well when i was 7 i was playing tackle football with some older kids in the neighborhood and i got tackled on the sidewalk and both of my arms became bilaterally dislocated.. they couldnt do surgery on me for 7 years due to the way my growth plates were situated.. so i had arms that had elbows that stuck out about 2 inches on each side.. i mean it was a great tool for fucking someone up but it looked gay as hell but anyways i got surgery on it when i was 14 on both arms(at seperate times) they published a lot of pictures and some information on what happened to me in a book because its a rare thing to see happen.. but anyways my arms are better now and its been 2 years since ive had surgery... yea i have ADD too but who doesnt have ADD now a days just because i have always been the one misbehaving in class doesnt mean i have ADD.
uncapped
2003-09-27, 09:59 AM
Man, you guys are fucked up.
Chruser
2003-09-27, 01:35 PM
No health problems.
Hades-Knight
2003-09-27, 01:57 PM
nobody also is estitic here?
sorry dude i dont know what estitic is... i know what ostitic is tho are you sure ur not spelling it wrong?
Eddie_Perez
2003-09-27, 03:20 PM
I imagine most kids looked "weird" in school so they became social outcasts and spent all their time on the computer... but yes... kids these days are being born with everything... I saw some fucking 7th graders in a fieldtrip they were having and they were like the shortest little fuckers ever... Seriously... every generation, the kids get shorter...
uncapped
2003-09-27, 04:43 PM
No way. I've seen some 9th graders that are 6' 1". It's fucking creepy to be 4 years older than someone, yet be 4 inches shorter.
Sovereign
2003-09-27, 04:45 PM
Not the case in my school. All the incoming freshmen are midgets.
!King_Amazon!
2003-09-27, 06:21 PM
Not the case in my school. All the incoming freshmen are midgets.
RoboticSilence
2003-09-27, 06:24 PM
I'm 16 and I'm 6'2"
Hades-Knight
2003-09-27, 08:47 PM
sorry dude i dont know what estitic is... i know what ostitic is tho are you sure ur not spelling it wrong?
i think i spelled it wrong, but its when you dont poo too often, only like ocne eevery week etc.
SO far i've gotten to twice a week, need to keep eating more grains and shit , relying on laxant is dangerous
i have short attention span/tempermental/ADD
not overly medicated tho.
I'm 16 and I'm 6'2"
I'm 16 and 5'7
Raziel
2003-09-29, 07:15 PM
I have pretty bad hearing problems. Entirely self-inflicted though.
slaynish
2003-09-29, 07:22 PM
when i was a kid, i took penisyllian(spc) and my legs stopped working temporarily 8-/
Yeah pretttty fucked up... im '5''4 or whatever, thank god im tall!
whats add exactly?
Eddie_Perez
2003-09-29, 07:43 PM
Just so one one makes the comment "omfg you're short" he's only like 11-12.
My neck has been getting stuck in one position lately, like 1 every 2 weeks, it suxs cuz it stays like that all day.
Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD)
Eddie_Perez
2003-09-29, 07:52 PM
Most younger kids have ADHD though...
J_iceman
2003-09-30, 10:27 AM
And I think Kuja's disease is SmallDickCancer, or BeenRammedInTheAssCaner.
haha SHITS AND GIGGLES!
J/k :-P
when i was younger, i use to put so much effort to lose weight, and all that pressure went to my heart. so i'm guessing i will die when i'm 50
i even have more white hairs than my moms a!
it makes me feel better thought that i will die before my mom...i just wont be able to take it if my mom kicks first
!King_Amazon!
2003-09-30, 10:40 AM
I'd rather my mother die and me be sad than me die and her be sad.
Doofus_AW
2003-09-30, 04:01 PM
I have a weak left collarbone due to repeated football injuries in High School and College, it has a big knot in the middle, looks weird!
Why is no one guessing Ex-Manias disease???
I am guessing uncontrollable explosive flatulence.
!King_Amazon!
2003-09-30, 05:35 PM
I think he has ts.
slaynish
2003-09-30, 05:55 PM
he has that one thing where they need a vibrator... cs? or css? or whats it calleD?
!King_Amazon!
2003-09-30, 06:42 PM
What the hell are you talking about?
EX-Mania
2003-10-01, 03:07 PM
its TOURETTE SYNDROME! genius.. anyway, its something that makes u twitch .. uncontrolable urges.. i dont scream n say stupid shit but .. what it does is make u do things because they are embarrassing.. its stupid really
Sovereign
2003-10-01, 03:10 PM
At least you dont have it as bad as some people i know. They spit and swear and do all that shit. Its quite sad :(
zeal311
2003-10-01, 03:45 PM
OMG why are you all so fucked up.... I get moderate asthma about twice a year and occasional allergies. Thats about it...
Way to make fun of kuja's cancer D3V you heartless prick.
Do severe allergies count?
Seems alot of you have ADD. That makes me special then! ADHD! No I'm not crazy anymore though, atleast not all the time. The Hyperactivity wears off (or should atleast) around adulthood. I can still act as crazy as a trippin hobo on liquor and sugarcubes. I think of it as a blessing more then a curse, sure it made school suck for me, but hey I've got alot of intellectual boosts from it, and a rather... unusual personality at times.
Heh, glad to see I'm some what healthy. ^_^
I need to tone up a little bit, but other then that I've never had a broken bone, and never had a nose bleed.
If I get hit in the nose, I get an awful pain that lasts for about the same duration a normal person's nose bleed would last, but afterwords there's not clots or anything, so it definitley doesn't bleed.
I'm also really hairy.
Sovereign
2003-10-02, 12:33 PM
Could this be you by any chance????
http://www.magnetic-media.com/brandmeier/images/hairykeith.gif
Hahaha. Oh yeah, I also have athletic endoursed asthsma, but it doesn't stop me, and I don't use an inhaler. I just keep playing, but have to stop and really catch my breath from time to time. Like, people will be like, your not tired are you!? I'm like nahhhh just fucking out of breath. Its hard to explain,..
Ahh torrets, I say stupid things all the time, (just look at my flames) but not shouting like a disease thing. Like sometimes i'll just say weird things, like shout it out, in the middle of class, and sometimes i'll just be talking to a friend and say something out of the blue... I dunno why it is
And slaynish isn't short, 5'4 is tall for his age, he's the same height as my mom, lol. Except my mom could kick his ass
HAH.
Shits and giggles....
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